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「かれんビー 其ノ伍」 (Karen Bii Sono Go)
“Karen Bee Part Five”

If only all episodes of House M.D. were this entertaining. Patient is afflicted by a mysterious disease, perverted “doctor” works backwards to find out how it happened, and when he gives the patient a sponge bath, he has an epiphany. He quickly consults with his team of specialists (a vampire and a cat girl), and decides to try and absorb the disease by kissing the patient. Wait what?

I know this is still Karen’s arc, but I simply can’t wait for Tsukihi to get more screen time because she has a vivacious charm and sarcastic wit that makes it easy to overlook her short-temper. Even when she does get angry, she wins me over with lines like “platinum mad.” Her banter with her brother in this episode was a good example of that wit at play. It’s also admirable that Tsukihi, like her siblings, doesn’t regret anything, other than not regretting enough. The Araragi family is a family that stands fully behind their actions and doesn’t hide from the consequences of those actions.

Araragi’s desperation when he worries about his sisters is plainly evident throughout. Despite the house being full of girls, he doesn’t even think twice about putting on clothes before he questions Tsukihi about the events that have transpired. I’m not exactly sure why he had trouble making friends before, but judging from Hanekawa’s reaction when he dropped his towel, I bet he could add friends girls to his harem easily if he just wore a towel around all the time. Quick poll: how many of our readers would be willing to join Araragi’s harem? I know there’s at least a couple of commenters who would (you know who you are)!

All hijinks aside, we (and Araragi) finally learn what happened to Karen when she met up with Kaiki, at least from what Tsukihi and Hanekawa know. Kaiki is a supernatural twist on the most modern day of villains – the heartless, capitalistic con man, the likes of which can be seen in the Ponzi schemers who have bilked many out of their life savings. These individuals have a flawed conception of money’s value, and have no scruples to prevent them from making and taking money in the most unethical ways – because in the end, they believe they are still doing some good by putting that money back into the economy. And just like those real life villains, Kaiki sits at the head of a table in a conference room, ready to swindle another hapless victim – except instead of going after well-heeled people, he goes after the easiest of prey: middle school students. For me, these things made him a villain that is way easier to hate than most of the ones we encounter in fiction.

Kaiki is quite the impressive villain too. Everything he does suggests that he’s always one step ahead of Karen. He didn’t even flinch when he found out that she had tricked him, he easily figured out that someone had helped her find him, and somehow, he was prepared for a confrontation with her as well. All he had to do was put on his white gloves, touch her forehead, and she was afflicted. I’m not quite clear about how the disease works either – does it prey on her imagination? Kaiki is quite possibly the most economical villain as well. There’s also nothing that can get your blood boiling quite like seeing a man raid the wallet of a helpless fifteen year old girl – especially when he does it as a payment for the very acts that incapacitated her.

What I’m now worried about the most is if Kaiki goes after Hanekawa, the person who tracked him down. After watching the 15th episode of Guilty Crown, I don’t want to lose another one of my favorite characters, and I’m sure that Araragi feels the same way. It was hilarious watching his reaction to her “golden ticket” apology as his reactions exactly mirrored my own, and I was so glad that he didn’t even hesitate to tear it up once he heard about the ticket’s consequences either. I couldn’t help but find a lot of Hanekawa’s lines ominous, such as her prediction about Araragi and Shinobu’s relationship, and after such a nice walk through a beautiful bamboo-lined pathway, I just hope it’s not the last time we’ll get to hear her catchphrase either.

Araragi may be accused of being a pervert all the time, but one thing he can never be accused of is indifference, especially towards the people he cares about. He may need Karen to point it out to him, but just like her, he cannot stand idly by when someone needs help – and in this case, it’s his own sister. The dynamics between the sisters and their brother has been one of the most pleasant surprises in this series so far; it somehow manages to feel like a perfectly natural sibling relationship. In other shows, a scene where the brother gives his sister a sponge bath would have heavy undertones, but so far this feels as natural as you could expect a sibling sponge bath to be, which I admit isn’t saying much. In any case, Karen is so relaxed she can even spout off a hilarious haiku – before becoming serious and telling him what really happened between her and Kaiki.

Karen is in many ways, just like her brother. They both realize that life is more than money, even if they differ on the exact percentages. If I had to guess, I’d say her personality is probably similar to what Araragi’s was like when he was younger. Like Hanekawa alluded to in the previous episode, he sees some of himself in Karen, which is probably why he’s now patient with her, gives her good advice, and why he will go to any distance to alleviate her suffering, having already experienced it himself. It also doesn’t hurt that he has a replacement for Oshino that he can turn to now. (I really hope that Shinobu makes an appearance in every episode, even if it’s only her voice.) As for her method of absorbing Karen’s affliction, it’s definitely understandable why Shinobu didn’t prefer it, and given that Araragi has been so reluctant to tell his sisters that he’s partly a vampire, I don’t foresee him explaining things to Karen any time soon either. We’ll just have to stay tuned to find out what the fallout from all this will be.

February 4, 2012 at 8:27 pm
85 comments »
  • February 4, 2012 at 8:31 pmDarkRyter

    What I’d give for that ticket… but alas, a double edged sword.

    • February 4, 2012 at 9:01 pmKentaiyoshimi

      Although she did mention that you can hold on for as long as you want. So that ticket should probably be the very last thing on anyone’s bucket list.

    • February 5, 2012 at 12:14 amAnimesetsuna

      I need those ticket so badly. But can’t use it.

    • February 5, 2012 at 9:39 ambloodanime

      Seriously, you guys think Hanekawa would be mad about Araragi forever if he uses the ticket?

  • February 4, 2012 at 8:38 pmRichard

    Join Araragi’s harem? Is that even a good question? Look at that Male:Female ratio and you’ll have my answer.

    • February 4, 2012 at 8:48 pmKumakaori

      *nods* I’d rather join Senjougahara’s or Hanekawa’s harem, but I have this strange inkling that one or both of them will kill me before that scheme gets very far <<;;.

    • February 5, 2012 at 1:01 amkevro-kun

      i dont know…even, no especially as a heterosexual male, i still believe that, as long as no sexuality is involved(*and even if it is ;)*), i would pledge my alleigence and admiration to a man as great as araragi-kun. but im still with senjougahara-san.

  • February 4, 2012 at 8:39 pmFling

    *Firmly grabs Karen*
    “Karen-chan. I’m going to kiss you”

    Trust Araragi to spout lines like that in a no-nonsense voice with no hesitation.

  • February 4, 2012 at 8:41 pmjrj

    hmm… thanks for such lengthy post, you are awesome, verdant!
    one think I can promise you is that this is not the last time you will see any of the characters you have seen so far in the series (I don’t think this is a spoiler)
    how Kaiki inflict the poison will be explained in the later episodes, and I have to say, he is awesome this episode… truly represents a master con man :) while I would absolutely avoid him in real life, I want more of him in this show!
    ps. Araragi parents sleeps really well during the night…
    pps. I would voluntarily join Araragi harem if I am a girl…
    ppps. Gahara sama needs to come back soon… and strangely I am growing on Tsubasa’s short hair appearance :)

    • February 4, 2012 at 9:10 pmArri-att

      by the way, where is that famous toothbrush scene, everyone is so hyped about?)

      Give more spoilers, i always love reading them^^.

      • February 4, 2012 at 10:27 pmhurin

        I guess they replaced it with a spongebath. Can’t blame SHAFT, I doubt it would have worked well.

      • February 5, 2012 at 5:18 am0927123

        Show Spoiler ▼

      • February 5, 2012 at 6:47 amjrj

        actually… toothbrush won’t come up till later (a safe bet is episode 8-9)
        As to the Hawaiian T-shirt goes… we might need a bit of bad-ass and a tiny portion of tsundere and a catch phrase as cool as “you are so energetic, something good happens?” before we can officially join… :3

    • February 4, 2012 at 9:49 pmc2710

      YES HITAGI! Please come back. Hanekawa is stealing me from you!

    • February 4, 2012 at 10:24 pmSaya

      Ahaha so this is what you meant. You don’t need to be a girl to join. :D Just put on a Hawaiian t-shirt and you’re good to go!

      • February 5, 2012 at 3:56 amHakumeiJin

        If I can join the way Oshino did I have no problems joining the Araragi Harem.

      • February 5, 2012 at 5:05 amSaya

        And so I expect you all to be wearing Hawaiian t-shirts by the end of this week.

  • February 4, 2012 at 8:44 pmJukehead

    “These individuals have a flawed conception of money’s value, and have no scruples to prevent them from making and taking money in the most unethical ways – because in the end, they believe they are still doing some good by putting that money back into the economy.”

    You put way too much trust in what Kaiki is saying. Remember that he’s a con man. There’s no doubt he doesn’t give much regard for anything besides money, but the drivel about him doing just as much good is just that, drivel meant to anger Karen.

  • February 4, 2012 at 8:45 pmsaka

    ararararagi sure gets bitten a lot…

  • February 4, 2012 at 8:51 pmYalvyn

    You could call this “Karen Bee Part One”
    before this is just bake2.

  • February 4, 2012 at 8:54 pmjebnemo

    Kaiki seems to have dropped some of his ill-gotten gain on a nice hifi.

  • February 4, 2012 at 8:58 pmAvalanche

    I wonder if Hachikuji’s courage thing works here… “I have the courage to kiss my sister.”
    Sad thing is as soon as Shinobu said that is as possible to pass on the disease I knew there was a kiss involved. Why couldn’t we have some ritual that involves handstands or something?

    I didn’t see any particular unmentioned symbolism this episode.

    • February 5, 2012 at 11:35 pmThe Moondoggie

      The courage to carry my sister to my bed.
      The courage to remove my sister’s clothes.
      The courage to give my sister a sponge bath.
      The courage to french kiss my sister.

      *In between having a hard-on and face-desking…*

  • February 4, 2012 at 9:02 pmPtolemaios00

    Araragi flashing Hanekawa seems to be a return service for the beginning of Bakemonogatari anime (or the beginning of Kizumonogatari novel)

  • February 4, 2012 at 9:02 pmmegalith

    If only all episodes of House M.D. were this entertaining.

    Back when I used to watch House, I did find it very entertaining. :(

  • February 4, 2012 at 9:10 pmfragb85

    Goodbye to incest subtext. Hello to unsubtle incest!

    Its funny how Karen isn’t that much different from her brother since she shares same altruistic views. Problem is she doesn’t have anyone to guide her like Oshino.

    Koyomi is still an awesome brother willing to take the affliction for himself. I have to wonder what the others will think of kissing his sister. I can picture Tsukihi wielding a knife right now.

  • February 4, 2012 at 9:17 pmoscuda

    I don’t understand why araragi said that he will prefer that Karen will not hang out with Hanekawa

    • February 4, 2012 at 9:23 pmsaka

      he most likely didn’t want the fire sisters to burden hanekawa & get her involved with their ‘heroine game’

    • February 5, 2012 at 6:52 amjrj

      pay attention to the whole notion of Show Spoiler ▼

      … the fire sisters are weak, thus their justice is just fake like a game, whereas Basa Nee is powerful enough (in this case her smart and her cat), so she is the real deal. Koyomi doesn’t want his sisters to get hurt because they are weak :)

  • February 4, 2012 at 9:41 pmCensor this!

    Whoa…This show gets better and better with each episode. I definitely can’t wait to see what Tsukihi’s opening will look like either! Compared to Bakemonogatari this sequel has much better pacing, and doesn’t seem like a dating-sim with mystery/ monster/ horror elements tied to it…

    • February 4, 2012 at 10:59 pmArri-att

      And then it is KissxSis all over again. But this time with vampires, con man an a set of best harem characters.

  • February 4, 2012 at 9:43 pmTsubasa

    Oh gawd. a kiss.

  • February 4, 2012 at 9:49 pmShinobu

    So when doeeeeees date zero start

  • February 4, 2012 at 9:51 pmSaya

    YES I KNOW WHO I AM!

    “Nii-chan ni
    Hadeka mirarete
    Hazukashii”

    If only I could quote this in real life, without the actual situation occurring… HAHA the convenience store Ai joke came back. And poor Karen, it’ll be years before you can match up to the likes of Hanekawa. But I guess you’re not the only one who has to face that.

    I like that Shinobu is making up for the lack of screentime she had in season one. So is she going to be a replacement for Oshino? Assuming he never comes back.

    I also miss the other girls. The only thing that I wish the -monogatari series had more of is group interactions. It’s sad not knowing when the next time I’ll be seeing Gahara and Hachikuji will be.

    • February 4, 2012 at 11:48 pmCybersteel

      You would so love to be in his harem wouldn’t you? Kuhuhuhu. If only my two siblings where as well behaved as his ones…

      • February 5, 2012 at 5:20 amSaya

        Why. It is an established fact.

        “Take my clothes off. Wipe me down. And put them back on.” lol this is well behaved? Siblings are rarely like their anime counter parts. Mine could never match up to the likes of Koyomi Onii-chan.

      • February 5, 2012 at 9:34 amCybersteel

        True, true but I do have a friend who calls me onii-chan.

    • February 5, 2012 at 5:25 amSaya

      *hadaka

      *fails at quoting ._.*

    • February 5, 2012 at 6:55 amjrj

      I don’t think Shinobu will be a replacement of Oshino Meme… he is just too awesome to be replaced… but for the time being, Shinobu is filling in for him.
      Plus, Oshino holds an honorary position in the Araragi harem, he can’t just quit like this…

  • February 4, 2012 at 9:53 pmCloud is Not Amused

    Hold on to that ticket! Run for it, Araragi! Run straight home and don’t stop ’til you get there!

    Yo, Adrian! I did it!

    • February 5, 2012 at 7:50 amoscuda

      Hold on to that ticket! Run for it, Araragi! Run straight home and don’t stop ’til you get there!
      I read that there is more in that conversation that was edited, because to be honest at first didn’t get it, sometimes she confuse me with her actions. She said to araragi that if he pass the enters exam she let him tough her any of her soft spot???????.

      I don’t think that is a spoiler since was edited.

  • February 4, 2012 at 9:58 pmc2710

    First order of the day, watch Nisemonogatari and i must say, the series continues to serve us with quirky interaction and dialogue. One thing that really strikes me most (and i courageously admit to this) is how he truly cares for his siblings despite the seemingly “bad blood” between them. I guess I must learn from him (short of the “incest” elements though)

    Just on a side note people –

    1) Seems like the ahoge runs in the Araragis. Karen’s and Tsukihi’s look exactly like their brother’s
    2) Seems like Hanekawa repays the “service” that Araragi gave with the GOLDEN TICKET. Albeit with dire consequences
    3) Between the 2 sisters, the “littler little” sister has a particular sweet charm to her while the “bigger little” sister has a fiesty charm

  • February 4, 2012 at 10:04 pmKinny Riddle

    Araragi has been upgraded from a loli “gentleman” to a siscon loli “gentleman”. Though I’d much prefer he didn’t rip up Hanekawa’s golden ticket. lol

    For a con man, that sure is some psychedelic room Kaiki has. Good artistic direction from Shinbo to emphasize the surreal danger that is Kaiki.

  • February 4, 2012 at 10:22 pmEnd3rr

    What is really interesting is the fact that we know that he is a conman and the infliction that he gives is more psychological rather thanbeing something that is straightforward.

  • February 4, 2012 at 10:37 pmtehownag3

    So how many of the light novels are going to be animated?

    • February 4, 2012 at 11:04 pmhurin

      Depends on sales. If Bakemonogatari had not sold huge numbers of Blurays we would not be watching Nisemonogatari now.

      I would love to give my support, but it does not seem anyone is planning to licence these shows.

    • February 4, 2012 at 11:12 pmc2710

      • February 5, 2012 at 7:42 amAex

        Animate… all… books… *heart explodes*

        I can see the light… XD

    • February 4, 2012 at 11:29 pm2606

      Actually, Shinbo would like to animate all the novels. Now where’s the source when you need it again…

      • February 4, 2012 at 11:43 pmc2710

        the link above

  • February 4, 2012 at 10:47 pmLitho

    Boo… not enough Shinobu!!
    But yay!!…. we got a bit of Tsubasa.

    The Kimono sister is still annoying, though. I know this series strength is its wordplay, but her parts are just redundant. She’s sorta like that person that beats around the bush and just makes you lose patience every time you take her seriously (everyone has one of those friends in real life), so you just end up not bothering about her altogether.

  • February 4, 2012 at 10:55 pmAex

    That ending. Oh gods, that ending!!! XD

    I’m sorry though, I just have to say this: what the hell, Tsubasa? Who sends a middle-schooler to meet someone who is potentially a criminal all on their own? That just has me scratching my head like mad! Granted they couldn’t know how dangerous he is, but still, what was Karen actually expected to do? Yell at him and think he’d just stop? That’s just so… dumb! Your ticket does not make up for that!! Okay… maybe a little…

    The antics of the sisters was definite gold here though, even if Tsuhiki is nuts. I like how you could almost tell Shinobu wasn’t telling Koyomi straight-out to kiss Karen cause she’s just a little bit jealous :P

  • February 4, 2012 at 10:59 pmJason

    I’d rather get a ticket from Nadeko or Tsukihi instead.

    Another good episode and thankfully we get to see more of Karen. Always nice to see how Araragi interacts with his family. Now if only we got to see more of Hachikuji as well.

    • February 4, 2012 at 11:34 pmKnowngni

      Tickets arent needed for Nadeko. Just ask and she’ll let you if you are Araragi

  • February 4, 2012 at 11:51 pmCybersteel

    This part of the LN was hard to read. Personally I likened Araragi and his sisters to Ichigo and his. Very similar I might add.

  • February 5, 2012 at 3:13 amGhostalker

    Yehey!…More Hanekawa this week, also a big dose of Araragi Sisters. Amazing visuals as usual, I particularly like the animation on Kaika’s room, very fitting voice for a man who claims to be a master con-man.

  • February 5, 2012 at 5:33 amSummer Mist

    the ticket part is really funny…haha

  • February 5, 2012 at 6:16 amoscuda

    Both Tusbasa and Hitagi are hard to figure out.

    But at least with Hitagi you know she has a goal and you can sense her working at it.

    Tusbasa is just … wandering around … you don’t get the sense that she has a goal.

    It is like Tsubasas is still searching for something… while Hitagi has found what she was looking for.

    • February 5, 2012 at 7:02 amjrj

      someone mentioned last week about a little bit from the LN about that… Gahara Sama and Basa Nee both have goals, and in terms of love interest, actually the same goal. It is just that Gahara Sama played a crazy hand by confessing early and show Koyomi all she could offer first (an analogy is she is like a RPG character that goes into the cave without torch and proper equipments). Basa Nee on the other hand, wants to play it nice and slow… Do you wonder why at the beginning of Bakemonogatari she and Araragi were talking about the cultural fest? She appointed him vise class rep so she can spend more time with him… not that I am complaining, both of them are worth wife material :)

      • February 5, 2012 at 7:58 amoscuda

        you were right about hitagi cutting her hair, I find out what happen and is really nice

    • February 5, 2012 at 7:38 amAex

      Really? I find Hitagi pretty straight-forward. Mess with her loved ones, and she’ll friggen cut you! She takes what she said about not surrendering anything she loves to the extreme. Granted the way she talks would make her an almost impossible girlfriend from the start, but you just have to keep in mind that if it ever looked like she actually hurt Koyomi with something she said she’d probably drive herself nuts until she made it up to him. How did she describe herself? “Psychotic late-blooming virgin that would fall for the first really nice guy that paid attention to her”, or something? XD

      Tsubasa… that’s just a whole ‘nother thing. Not even gonna pretend like I know whats going on in her head. I like her and all, but she’s been a little confusing since Nisemono started. Plus there’s that whole thing where Black-Hanekawa implied she only fell for Koyomi because he turned Vamp, but someone who has read the LN probably has a better grasp on that.

  • February 5, 2012 at 7:44 amreader

    So based on pacing so far (for those of you’ve read the novel), when will Tsukihi Phoenix arch will start? Since Nisemonogatari will be only 11 episode total, does that mean the current arch will end next episode?

  • February 5, 2012 at 7:59 amSeishun Otoko

    I must say, I’m really liking Tsubasa’s new look. +1 for girls who can rock a short hair so well ;)
    I really hope Shinobu makes an appearance in every episode too. Sakamoto Maaya <3

  • February 5, 2012 at 8:02 amWatever

    Araragi’s harem is rather impressive:

    - Yandere lover
    - Megane + Nekomimi
    - Teenager + Underclass + Shy
    - Teenager + Underclass + Sexual Harass
    - Loli + No-Direction sense
    - Loli + Vampire + Nudity (New!)
    - Loli + sister x2 + incest (New!)

    Kind of curious what’s more to add…

    • February 5, 2012 at 9:33 amAex

      Hitagi is either “tsundere” or “kuudere”, definitely not yandere. Yandere is when they act sweet as sugar, then slit someone’s throat when things start going bad.

      Either way, I love your chart! XD

      • February 5, 2012 at 4:09 pmWatever

        Oh, my bad. I guess Hitagai fit better with “Kuudere lover”.

        Now i think about it, Yandere sound like Tsukihi

  • February 5, 2012 at 8:21 amoscuda

    is true that Tsukihi is not Koyomi sister?

    • February 5, 2012 at 9:03 amKurisu Vi Britannia

      Show Spoiler ▼

  • February 5, 2012 at 9:02 amKurisu Vi Britannia

    I would have used that ticket.

    DAMN THE CONSEQUENCES!

    • February 5, 2012 at 9:20 amoscuda

      he already use that ticket

  • February 5, 2012 at 9:24 ampedobearmatt

    I assume Tsukihi also saw his brother’s body thoroughly as Hanekawa, then why no reaction? Suspicion of Yandere-sister is still in the air.

    Tsubasa is leading Hitagi by a mile in Koyomilympics since she saw Koyomi’s whole naked body.

    Koyomilympics is getting crazier every episode.
    Shinobu +100
    Mayoi +6
    Tsubasa +4 (+1) The double-edge ticket, that didn’t make it that far.
    Hitagi +2
    Kanbaru +1
    Karen -1 (+2) Since she’s about to get a kiss from his brother.
    Tsukihi -6
    Nadeko -100

    • February 7, 2012 at 2:25 pmFantomOmega

      Going by that logic, wouldn’t Kanbaru be leading overall since she stripped, seen AND felt up Koyomi’s “merchandise” while Tsubasa only got to “see” it? the sisters also got the lead if Koyomi overlook the “they’re my sisters” bit… Shinobu have ALL bases covered and just biding her time

    • February 8, 2012 at 2:49 pmpokpokza

      Koyomi will always be Shinobu cuz other people will die and he will be alone in the dark and Shinobu will be the only light for him.

  • February 5, 2012 at 1:26 pmleo

    i’m assuming that there are lots of people denying araragi kyomi siscon self well… here are some of his ‘doings’
    Show Spoiler ▼

  • February 5, 2012 at 1:27 pmleo

    fiu…was not expecting the spoiler tag to be diferent here…anyways ^ SPOILERS

  • February 5, 2012 at 3:06 pmLeticia

    Oh yes, I would gladly accept to be part of Araragi’s harem, and I mean, what sane girl wouldn’t? I guess I’m kind of hooked with this character, he’s so lovely and manly at the same time XD

  • February 5, 2012 at 3:58 pmThe Moondoggie

    ArarararararararagiiiiiIII! You god damn loli-pedo-fiend! I dunno which is the worst pervert: Junichi or him.

    • February 6, 2012 at 12:43 amSummer Mist

      Junichi’s the worse one, Araragi is a semi-pervert vampire that has more wit than him as far as I know…

  • February 5, 2012 at 8:26 pmStranger

    I can truthfully say that I have never given any of my five sisters sponge baths nor kisses- and I don’t plan to anytime soon.

  • February 6, 2012 at 9:21 amLifeTrasher

    Bakemonogatari = Nisemonogatari ?

  • February 8, 2012 at 2:47 pmpokpokza

    Poor Karen she will be really scared ! Think about it , you have no force even to lift your own hand , you are a 15 y old cute-girl in your underwear on a bed , your handsome brother come to grab you hand and tell you bluntly that he will kiss you…. sooooo
    ( Karen- You’re kidding ! No!! omg my brother pls dont do it I am your sister , it isn’t right ,it incest, we aren’t that close , I always be grateful for you kindness but this is too much. If Tsuhiki and our parent find out what will we do?? “heart race” You have a girlfriend already well she is not kind but we are brother and sister pls stop and don’t do ‘That’ to me wahhhhh.) Or another reaction (Karen- *cry* that is my 1st kiss so you gonna take responsible(well judging from her cara this won’t happen.)
    And as respond our Vampire hentai will push defendless Karen on the bed in order to avoid her bite and then she will cry but he will end up kissing her and get all disease Karen will gain her force and she will she her brother collapse in front of her … she will gain some love for her Nii-chan and Hitagi will teach araragi a lesson (screen: Red ) Uwah haha

    • February 10, 2012 at 4:15 pmoscuda

      how can you justify a kiss to your own sister and then say is just to take her illness away.
      is he going to explain, don’t worry I am a half vam.

  • February 10, 2012 at 1:57 amThe Story You Don’t Know

    Hanekawa looks a lot better and cuter with her new hair style. Come on Hitagi, don’t lose to her now!