Dumbbell nan Kiro Moteru – 05
「体育祭何に出る?」 (Taiikusai Nani ni Deru?)
“What’s Your Sports Day Event?”
“Listen up, everyone! I have one word that I want to say to all of you. And that word is… FIRST PLACE!”
「体育祭何に出る?」 (Taiikusai Nani ni Deru?)
“What’s Your Sports Day Event?”
“Listen up, everyone! I have one word that I want to say to all of you. And that word is… FIRST PLACE!”
「ゴールド・E[エクスペリエンス]・レクイエム」 (Golden Experience Requiem)
“Golden Experience Requiem”
「眠れる奴隷」 (Nemureru Dorei)
“Sleeping Slaves”
“Can’t you hear me knockin’? Are you safe asleep?”
「本という存在」 (Hon to Iu Sonzai)
“The Purpose of Books “
Like tears in the rain of cute.
「下着は防具. 守備面積は大きめに. さもなくば息子が死ぬぞ!」 (Shitagi wa Bougu. Shubi Menseki wa Ookime ni. Samonakuba Musuko ga Shinuzo!)
“Underwear is Armor. Make Sure It`s High in Defense. Otherwise, My Son Might Die!”
"Mods are asleep, post stun magic!"
「夏休みいい事あった?」 (Natsuyasumi Ii Koto Atta?)
“Did You Have a Nice Summer”
“It’s my sleepover and I get to choose the movie!”
「バスガス爆発」 (Bus Gas Bakuhatsu)
“Bus, Gas, Explosion”
“Pop quiz, hotshot! There is an AV actress on a bus. Once the film’s bus goes 50 miles an hour, the wheels will go ‘Oh Yeah, Harder!’ What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?”
「女子ばっかなのは偶然だ. 誤解するな. 笑顔でこっちを見るな.」 (Joshi Bakka na no wa Guuzen Da. Goukai Suruna. Egao de Kocchi o Miruna.)
“It’s Just a Coincidence They’re All Girls. Got That? Wipe That Smirk Off Your Face.”
“That time I was reincarnated as a slime in a mom-themed RPG.”
「先生もダイエットする?」 (Sensei mo Diet Suru?)
“Sensei’s on a Diet Too?”
“Fitness isn’t just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.”
「えすいばつ」 (Esuibatsu)
“Es-Ee-Ecks”
“Oops, I didn’t know I couldn’t talk about Es-Ee-Ecks.”
「少年の壮大なる冒険が始まると思ってたら… え, どういうことだよこれ….」 (Shounen no Soudai naru Bouken ga Hajimaru to Omottetara… E, Dou Iu Koto Da yo Kore….)
“The Boy Thought he was Embarking on a Great Adventure…But, Uh, What’s Going on Here?”
“What I would wish for…? I suppose a peaceful world where every child knows their mother’s love.”