Tsuujou Kougeki ga Zentai Kougeki de Nikai Kougeki no Okaasan wa Suki Desuka – 04

「子供は子供で, 親も親で人間で, 色々あるけど何とかするのが親子だろ.」 (Kodomo wa Kodomo de, Oya mo Oya de Ningen de, Iroiro Aru kedo Nantoka Suru no ga Oyako Daro.)
“Kids Are Kids and Parents Are Parents (but Also Human Beings), and It Takes All Kinds, but They Get Through It Together, Right?”

“Why does your mom have yellow Caution tape, a ‘KEEP OUT’ sign, and the Roxy logo on her bedroom door?”

Uchi no Ko no Tame naraba, Ore wa Moshikashitara Maou mo Taoseru kamo Shirenai – 05

「ちいさな娘、 雪に感激する。」 (Chiisana musume, yuki ni kangeki suru.)
“The Little Girl Is Fascinated by the Snow.”

Don’t run about when the ground is covered in ice. It snow joking matter.