Akiba Maid Sensou – 10
「メイド心中 電気街を濡らす涙雨」 (Maid Shinjuu: Denkigai o Nurasu Namidaame)
“To Die for Love: Tears Fall on Electric Town”
“I’m lookin’ at those penguins with or without you! Cuz I’ve never seen penguins before!”
Akiba Maid Sensou – 09
「秋葉生態系狂騒曲! メイドの萌え登り!!」 (Akiba Seitaikei Kyousou Kyoku! Maid no Moe Nobori!!)
“Akiba Creatures Go Wild! Let the Moe Festivities Begin!!”
So that’s it, huh? We’re in some kind of Akiba Maid War.
Akiba Maid Sensou – 08
「鮮血に染まる白球 栄光は君に輝キュン♡」 (Senketsu ni Somaru Hakkyuu Eikou wa Kimi ni Kagaya-kyun)
“A Blood-soaked Ballgame: The Kyun of Victory Shines On You”
There’s no dying in baseball!
Akiba Maid Sensou – 07
「獣抗争史! 秋葉外生命体血戦!!」 (Kedamono Kousoushi! Akibagai Seimeitai Kessen!!)
“Creature Gang War Chronicles: The Bloody Extra-Akiba Terrestrial Showdown!”
“Some thing’s you gotta change in order to stay the same.”
Akiba Maid Sensou – 06
「姉妹盃に注ぐ血 赤バットの凶行」 (Shimai Sakazuki ni Sosogu Chi Aka Batto no Kyoukou)
“Blood in a Sisterly Troth and the Menace of the Red Bat”
“I owe you an apology. I wasn’t really familiar with your game.”
Akiba Maid Sensou – 05
「赤に沈む!三十六歳生誕祭!」 (Aka ni Shizumu! Sanjuuroku-sai Seitansai!)
“Drowning in Red! A 36th Birthday Celebration!”
The Silence of the Sheep.
Akiba Maid Sensou – 04
「実録! 豚の調教師だブー!!」 (Jitsuroku! Buta no Choukyoushi Da Buu!!)
“The Inside Story! A Drillmaster for the Swine!!”
Somehow I’ll make a maid out of you.
Akiba Maid Sensou – 03
「メイドの拳、膵臓の価値は」 (Meido no Kobushi, Suizou no Kachi wa)
“The Worth of a Maid’s Fist and Pancreas!”
Selling organs to afford gambling? Don’t give gacha players any funny ideas now.