(Ippanteki na Hajirai Desu / Seifuku wa Hannugi ga Souba da yo / Kimi nari no Roshutsu Purei Janakatta no ka?)
“It’s the Normal Kind of Shyness / Uniforms Half-Worn are the Rage / That Wasn’t Your Form of Exposition Play?”
While I’ve said that Kotomi is a dangerous hormone-pumping sex-crazed teenager verging on Shino and Aria’s levels, I’m now inclined to believe that she’s worse than those two. Being younger and infinitely dumber, she has me believing that every brain cell of hers that would’ve been capable of learning is already filled with dirty thoughts. She sure isn’t doing her image any favors by openly talking to her brother about it that’s for sure, leaving me wondering what kind of conversations she has with her own friends. If there’s one sensible person among them, I can just picture that poor soul being driven up a wall as much as Tsuda. In her brother’s case, at least Shino and Aria are incredibly smart and have the whole student council bit to help balance out that unusual side to their personalities.
In comparison, I can’t imagine what unsuspecting people make of Kotomi’s behavior, which is driven by her one track mind about sex even when it comes to guessing answers on her Ousai Gakuen entrance exam. How writing down “3P” (i.e. threesome) got her enough marks to pass is beyond me. At this point, it’s probably safe to say that Yokoshima fudged things up nicely after learning of the inexplicable workings of Kotomi’s mind that amaze even her. Evidently, there’s wrong and then there’s sweaty gym mats wrong. Clearly, Yokoshima must have been having a serious off-day, so much that Tsuda was just as shocked as Shino and Aria about her sex drive not reacting to the prospect of taking a stalk of green onion up the butt. Upon seeing that, I’m going to have to give credit to Kotomi for re-sparking her lustful desire and awakening that fiery home wrecker within her. It’s still amazing how Kotomi herself is right at home in the squeezing hands of Shino, which further reiterated that she’s a failure of a human being she at this moment. Future prospects don’t look good for her, as she’ll likely only have AV idol, AV idol, or AV idol to choose between. At least she’d be putting her money where her mouth is, or more correctly, her mouth where the money is. *diverts eyes*
Kotomi aside, the real treat this episode were the little interactions between the student council members themselves. The New Year’s shrine visit was one of them because of the wishes they made. Shino’s insistence that Tsuda wanted to get laid was a good one, but I’m actually curious as to what Suzu’s wish was. I would’ve figured it was growing taller, but that evil look on her face suggested she was out to kill every tall and voluptuous girl out there. Another plus was Shino’s orgasmic noises from Aria’s massage, which quite honestly isn’t the best that Hikasa Youko can do. Viewers of Seikon no Qwaser will know that she can make way more sexually arousing noises than that. On the other hand, the Valentine chocolates Shino made for Tsuda and cast off as some she received added a nice and flustered touch to the relationship tease, but Aria’s white chocolate-filled “semen” cookies were in a league of their own. I don’t think I’ll ever look at melted white chocolate the same way again.
Seeing as the school was completely devoid of males not too long ago, I can’t blame guys like Yanagimoto Kenji (Shiraishi Minoru) for expecting chocolates on Valentine’s Day. Incidentally, that made it an even bigger kick in the face when he found out that all the girls have abandoned the male species and found companionship among themselves. Aw, now isn’t that sweet? A school full of teenage lesbians. Anyway, with Kotomi “ninja-ing” her way into Ousai with her perverted jutsu, it’s a bit of a shame that the next episode is the last. I was just starting to picture all the antics that she and Yokoshima would’ve gotten into together while teaching one another new and interesting “things” too.