Random Curiosity

「どうしても叶えたいたったひとつの願いと割とそうでもない99の願い」 (Doushitemo Kanaetai Tatta Hitotsu no Negai to Wari to Sou demo Nai no Negai)
“The One Wish That Must Be Granted, and the Ninety-nine That Can Be Done Without “

I’ve got 99 problems, and a wish is the 100th one.

「人の牛蒡で法事する」 (Hito no gobou de houji suru)
“To Treat a Man to Beef From His Own Cow”

Ah, so that was the payoff!

「虎は死んで皮を残す」 (Tora wa Shinde Kawa o Nokosu)
“A Tiger May Die, But It Leaves Its Skin”

You think the fire in your eyes makes you a tiger in disguise?

「二兎追う者は一兎も得ず」 (Nito Ou Mono wa Itto mo Ezu)
“The Man Who Chases Two Rabbits Catches Neither”

Please stick to the Dragons and the Snakes that you’re used to.

「竜頭蛇尾 (後攻)」 (Ryuutoutabi (Koukou))
“In Like a Dragon, Out Like a Snake (Part 2)”

Scumbag ga Gotoku: Kiwami

「竜頭蛇尾(先攻)」 (Ryuutoudabi (Senkou))
“In Like a Dragon, Out Like a Snake (Part 1)”

Not yet, Snake! It’s not over yet!

「千里の馬も蹴躓く」 (Senri no Uma mo Ketsumazuku)
“Even a Champion Racehorse May Stumble”

Talk about playing catch-up.

「羊の皮をかぶった狼」 (Hitsuji no Kawa o Kabutta Ookami)
“A Wolf in Sheep`s Clothing”

The spookiest thing happened on this All Hallows’ Eve…

「敵もさる者ひっかく者」 (Teki mo Saru Mono Hikkaku Mono)
“The Enemy, a Noble Primate”

Can the circle be unbroken?

「牛刀をもって鶏を裂く」 (Gyuutou o Motte Niwatori o Saku)
“Cutting a Chicken with a Beef Cleaver”

What a sad looking zombie… I know! I’ll put a bird on it!

「鶏鳴狗盗」 (Keimeikutou)
“Tricks Both Mongrel and Fowl”

Bird Up!

「猪も七代目には豚になる」 (Inoshishi mo nana daime ni wa buta ni naru)
“Even Boars May Become Pigs After Seven Generations”

Everybody clap your hands!