Up to Snuff 11/11/19 – No, But I Play One on TV

Barber was not an option.
Barber was not an option.
New season, familiar result.
A photo finish, as you’d expect.
None of this post was written in Sharpie.
Cloudy, with a chance of fallout.
Sometimes a little shock and awe works too.
It doesn’t seem like anything else with this title is going to be published anytime soon, so I thought we should pitch in.
It’s looking awfully snowy for a summer poll.
It’s like a merry-go-round…
You don’t even have to register for this vote, so I don’t want to hear any excuses.