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Suzumiya Haruhi-chan & Nyoron Churuya-san – 02

Mouse over pictures for captions




Given the production quality and depth of plot, I will adjust my writing style accordingly.

See Haruhi bored. Bored Haruhi is bored. See Haruhi jump. Jump, Haruhi, jump.
See client finally show up. Client sees Haruhi. Haruhi being crazy. Client leaves.
See Haruhi OTL. OTL, Haruhi, orz.

Part 2, Kyon walks in on Nagato watching hentai. Except, if an anime character is watching hentai, do they perceive it as real people? So technically, Nagato is watching AV? But then, how does an anime character watch hentai?

EDIT: Yea, she’s playing an eroge, my bad. Kit-Tsukasa notes in the comments that the girl is Nagihiko Fujisaki from Shugo Chara – thanks!

Anyways, I digress. Kyon puts a thumb drive in her laptop and puts earphones on her so she won’t disturb others – if this were any better animated I would say she’s not disturbing me at all – which brings me to my next question… what the hell is the thumb drive for? For Nagato to keep privately so evidence isn’t left on the public-use laptop? Or for Kyon’s… archives?

Nagato asks if Kyon wants to join in. “Eek, no!” Wuss.

Part 3, Ryoko is about to stab Kyon with her rambo knife when, like in the real anime, Nagato busts in. Except this time, they bang heads, which apparently is enough to disintegrate Ryoko. She claims there’s more people stronger than her that will come after them. I don’t squeal in excitement.




In this episode, the SOS-dan plays janken to decide who takes out the trash. Guess who can only throw rock because she doesn’t have any fingers? Nyoro~n

Next, they do a fire drill, and Churuya is the fireman. She’s immediately pronounced dead. Nyoro~n

Churuya asks Nagatocchi to play with her. Nagato declines, tells her to play with her backup instead. Nee, Ashakura-san, wanna play? “Impossible.” Nyoro~n

Churuya takes Mikuru’s advice and Googles smoked cheese – apparently that bastard Kyon has put some kind of parental anti-cheese block on the computer.

Ashakura-san heads to Kyon’s house to hand him a love letter, but she’s too short to put the letter in the mail slot. Then she sees Churuya walk out of the house with Kyon – wtf! So she shoots Churuya in the back of a head with a suction arrow, with a letter that says “impossible”.


I guess KyoAni and Kadokawa think they can be the Japanese Matt Stone and Trey Parker? Then again, South Park season 1 had much higher production value than this, and that was made out of colored paper and scotch tape. Well, it is funnier than those SethComedy Family Guy-ish shorts on YouTube, but none of that really matters, because it’s still a Haruhi product, and I will ingest whatever they throw at me. Even this. The Churuya-san ep was quite charming, though!

Anyways, these summaries are kind of pointless, considering they probably take longer to read than to just watch the episode itself, not to mention that the subbed episodes are released the same time as the raw. I’ll probably severely cut down the length of these from now on, but I’ll keep doing the captions.

February 18, 2009 at 12:35 pm
  • February 18, 2009 at 12:37 pmasdf

    There won’t be season 2.


  • February 18, 2009 at 12:39 pmTokkan

    The “thumb drive” is actually the connector for the wireless headphones.

  • February 18, 2009 at 12:39 pmjaalin

    LOL thanks tokkan, omggg how did i miss that ollolololo

  • February 18, 2009 at 12:41 pmTokkan

    Hey, I’m trying to be a ridiculous pedant. D:<

  • February 18, 2009 at 12:47 pmVenire

    South Park is shit all-targeting series, so saying that it’s better than anything takes all credibility away from… oh, wait, Random Curiosity. My mistake, carry on.

  • February 18, 2009 at 12:56 pmSbebiWan

    “what the hell is the thumb drive for?”

    It’s not a drive, it’s the receiver for the wireless headphones ;)

  • February 18, 2009 at 12:59 pmTokkan

    Oy, jaalin’s comparison to South Park is accurate. Oh, except it wasn’t the first season of South Park that was made out of colored paper and tape, it was just the first episode. Thereafter, the entire series of South Park is actually rendered on computer using 3D animation programs, though it uses stylised shading to look like cardboard. Sort of like how these shorts are all animated in 3D and shaded to look like 2D animation. Because unlike in the olden days of animation, *gasp* 3D is now cheaper to do than 2D.

  • February 18, 2009 at 1:04 pmjaalin

    i’m very choosy with the facts i pull out of my ass – people shouldn’t know otherwise, or don’t care enough to research the answer themselves.

    nice to have you around tokkan XD

  • February 18, 2009 at 1:04 pmLQY

    Well, it is a test for Kadokawa to measure the real market capability from Youtube channel.

  • February 18, 2009 at 1:10 pmwelsper84

    How does anime chars watch hentai? Just as we watch anime chars’s pron (hentai), they watch real world pron ^^

  • February 18, 2009 at 1:11 pmTokkan

    Well, she’s not watching. She’s playing an eroge, hence why asked Kyon if he wanted to “play” too.

  • February 18, 2009 at 1:12 pmTokkan

    And just like that, I make a typographical error and leave out “she” from between “why” and “asked”. I am a failure as a pedant. Well, I’ll go be pedantic about something else.

  • February 18, 2009 at 1:13 pmelodie

    i just hope this not the second season

  • February 18, 2009 at 1:15 pmTokkan

    You decide what is second season.


    Believe in the second season that believes in you. Who the hell do you think I am?!

  • February 18, 2009 at 1:16 pmHudson

    Who cares what the budget is as long as they are entertaining, which they very much are.

  • February 18, 2009 at 1:21 pmjaalin

    yea hudson, in the end it’s still a pretty entertaining use of 5 minutes… to watch both. i’ll have to find something else to talk about, rofl

  • February 18, 2009 at 2:11 pmZange

    So Cute!!!

  • February 18, 2009 at 2:14 pmnya~n

    not watching AV
    she’s playing eroge ..just like the manga version

  • February 18, 2009 at 2:37 pmKraker2k

    jaalin, you’re over thinking this too much, for 2-3 minute web shorts which are not even made by KyoAni, they are simple throw-away entertainment.

    I’m surprised you even bother to blog it. The time spent writing an article and time spent reading it is surely wasted.

  • February 18, 2009 at 2:43 pmjaalin

    but its HARUHI i must i must i must i must i must blog about it AHHHH fanboy fanboy fanboy fanboy fanboy

  • February 18, 2009 at 3:13 pmithekro

    Besides….Yuki gets to be very cute in these. And everyone can by out of character, which makes it funny.

  • February 18, 2009 at 3:41 pmKit-Tsukasa

    Yuki is watching Nagihiko “Nadeshiko” Fujisaki from Shugo Chara! XD

  • February 18, 2009 at 3:48 pmjaalin

    thanks kit, i added that to the summary

  • February 18, 2009 at 4:39 pmtommykn

    dood, it’s simply amazing, this crap was entertaining !!!!

  • February 18, 2009 at 7:50 pmmeromero

    Nagato playing a eroge doesn’t sound that weird to me.
    Show Spoiler ▼

  • February 18, 2009 at 8:08 pmjaalin

    oh god this gets better and better, hahaha

  • February 18, 2009 at 9:22 pmmagnumslinger

    The USB was for the headphones to connect with the laptop. It’s just like with a wireless mouse.

  • February 18, 2009 at 9:46 pmcbhl

    I just realized…

    The thumbdrive isn’t a thumbdrive — it must be a bluetooth (or other wireless) headset! The “thumbdrive” is the wireless dongle that plugs in so that there aren’t any cables on the headphones.

  • February 18, 2009 at 9:48 pmavexmode

    Well at least these are better than Gundam 00 episodes


  • February 18, 2009 at 10:49 pmPutang

    god is it me or does anyone feel like

    Show Spoiler ▼

  • February 19, 2009 at 12:09 ampockets

    google.jp with the search query “smoked cheese” doesn’t give the same result. Believe me, I tried.

  • February 19, 2009 at 12:11 amPeanutbutter003

  • February 19, 2009 at 1:09 amTarage

    Protip: Nagihiko Fujisaki is NOT a girl…

    In other words she is watching shota-crossdressing, making her 10x as weird.

  • February 19, 2009 at 1:36 amjaalin

    10x as awesome…

  • February 19, 2009 at 1:59 amKaisos


    Yuki is chibified in that image for some reason. Kyon and Asakura are not.

  • February 19, 2009 at 7:35 amoutcast

    “Part 2, Kyon walks in on Nagato watching hentai. Except, if an anime character is watching hentai, do they perceive it as real people? So technically, Nagato is watching AV? But then, how does an anime character watch hentai?”

    By watching real AV

  • February 19, 2009 at 8:58 amcalde

    This is kinda Kyo-Ani version of Shana-tan or even Index-tan. By the way it’s indeed genuine Kyo-Ani production and directed by none other than Mr.Takemoto who is gonna direct the “real” season 2 of Haruhi.

  • February 19, 2009 at 10:25 amKabayongtao


    Interesting, but as Kit-Tsuakasa said, she’s watching an anime.

  • February 19, 2009 at 10:33 ampus2meong

    That Thumb drive is USB Bluetooth Dongle for wireless Headphone.

    Now I sense if this wireless USB Bluetooth bunny headphone will be in production this year and sold out instantly…

  • February 19, 2009 at 3:05 pmRyvius

    Oh my!!! Is this the long awaited season 2?? HAHAHA


  • February 19, 2009 at 6:50 pmBob

    It’s not a thumb drive, it’s for the wireless headphones.

  • February 19, 2009 at 7:13 pmthumbdrive

    thumbdrive is for the wireless headphones.
    <3 nagato

  • February 20, 2009 at 12:08 amDan



    Pardon me while I go check myself into the nearest mental institution now.
    -scoots off-

  • February 20, 2009 at 12:17 amLevy

    Man, I seriously love your captions! xD

  • February 20, 2009 at 3:37 amTDRKZ

    I don’t know if anyone has said this yet but when Nagato walks in she’s doing the WA WA WASUREMONO

  • February 20, 2009 at 9:39 amMonkey95

    that does look like Nagihiko Fujisaki but it look more like Kagami Hiiragi from lucky star.

  • February 20, 2009 at 11:27 amDan

    BTW the thumb drive is a blue tooth system for the bunny headphones.

  • February 20, 2009 at 12:01 pmpakxenon

    “Sora wo kakeru kamisama”

    HAHA the captions are funnier than the short itself. Awesome post!

  • February 20, 2009 at 3:18 pmjellayrei

    The headphones are wireless so the thumb drive is probably like a blue tooth transmitter type device or something.

  • February 21, 2009 at 1:10 amLucky Channel

    Thats not a Thumbdrive! it is the attachment for the Headphones. It’s a wireless link that connects the headphones to the computer.

  • February 22, 2009 at 3:25 pmDebbie

    Lol! Nagato playing eroge (with Nagehiko from Shugo Chara,nonetheless)–I want expecting that.