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Stilts Out Loud – Ruminations From a Randomc Writer

Stilts Out Loud   001   Aisu crop

You should read this post. We have ice cream!

Welcome, one and all! Thank you for joining me on this illustrious completely random and otherwise unimportant Tuesday evening. Today, I would like to announce the launch of something a little new here at Random Curiosity…and by new, I mean we’ve done it before, just not in a few years. Do you remember that crazy Jaalin guy who used to write one-off, editorial posts once in a while? Well, that’s all back with the launch of a brand new column, Stilts Out Loud, written by none other than yours truly! Please, feel free to applaud. I’ll wait.

Now, you might be wondering how this all came about. You see, ever since Jaalin got hired away by the Japanese government to design mini-skirts for the nation’s army of giant dreadnought defenders (note: I’m moderately sure that didn’t happen), Divine has been wanting to see more editorial posts. So, one day we’re sitting around talking, and he turns to me and says:

   ”Stilts my friend, you’re a creative guy, right?”
   ”The very most creativist in the world,” I replied modestly.
   ”Also, you’re very intelligent,” Divine went on, “and handsome as well! Oh, and did I mention how kind you are? Why, just the other day1…”
   This went on for several minutes. Finally, I stopped him. “Did you have something you wanted to ask me, old friend?”
   ”Oh, of course!” said Divine, remembering himself. “Here’s what I had in mind: have you ever thought about writing editorial posts for Random Curiosity? With your creativity and personality, I think it would be a smashing2 success!”
   ”Hurm…” I said, scratching my manly stubble. “You know, perhaps there’s a thing or two I could say…”

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What Divine is going to do with me when he reads this post.

And thus, Stilts Out Loud was born! By the way, I was originally going to call it “Onii-chan’s Corner,” but I thought I’d leave myself with some small semblance of respectability. I will still respond to onii-chan, though. Just throwing that out there.

So, what am I going to write about here? Whatever the hell I feel like, to be honest. Rather than the episodic blogging that Random Curiosity is known for, these posts will explore themes, trends, tropes, topics, and trivia that span across multiple series. I might even talk about anime/manga culture in general. But past that? The sky’s the limit! As long as it interests me and I think it will interest you, I’ll write about it.

Naturally, this means the format of these posts will be less screenshot heavy, with only a few larger ones to help break up the paragraphs. I’m also going to attempt to make these as free of spoilers as possible. When you come here expecting to read about Neo-Feminist Interpretations of Common Allegorical Mythical Creatures in Modern Mahou Shoujo Anime (Note: I will never write that post. Almost definitely probably never), and instead learn that soylent green was people all along (spoiler!), that’s going to ruin your day, so I’ll try to avoid doing that. Still, I’ll include tags for any shows I discuss on each post, so look up there if you’re worried.

So that’s the deal. I’m going to try to release at least one of these a week, though if I have more to say I’ll post more, and if I’m super busy I’ll post less. I’m also not going to keep a set release schedule, though I’ll probably try to release these on slower days so that I don’t steal the other writer’s thunder with my inane babbling. And, as luck would have it, I already wrote the first full post earlier today…is what I would like to say, but I slacked off and am only half done, Orz

Oh, one last thing – though I’m primarily going to write about whatever the hell comes to mind, that doesn’t mean I don’t want to hear from YOU, our wonderful readers, about what you would like to see. Yes, I’m going to be accepting suggestions! I don’t promise to take them, but if they sound like fun then I will. Also, if I use one of your topic ideas, I’ll try to give you props in the post, though no promises there either…I have a pretty crappy memory. If you’d like to submit a topic idea, you can email me at StiltsOutLoud@gmail.com, or message me on twitter at @StiltsOutLoud.

Stilts Out Loud   001   Onii chan wants YOU crop

Your kind and reliable Onii-chan wants YOU…to send him ideas. Because he’s lazy.

That’s it for the grand announcement! For now, just sit back, relax, and wait for onii-chan to serenade you with sweet, sweet words. I think this is going to be really, really good, don’t you? Or, you know, a terrible failure. Either way, hopefully it’ll be fun!

  • A special thanks to Stereoman for helping out with the formatting for this post, as well as the little treat he prepared for the next post, ufufu~. Look forward to that in the next day or so!
  • To head off the inevitable questions, these posts will have no effect on my normal shows. Those will come out on schedule. All my fans out there, you can relax! All four of you, Orz

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1 Disclaimer: this conversation may have not gone exactly as portrayed. It’s pretty close though, give or take almost all of it. [Back]
2 Apparently, Divine is an 18th century English big game hunter. The More You Know. [Back]

April 17, 2012 at 7:12 pm
120 comments »
  • April 17, 2012 at 7:16 pmDovahkiinGGGGG

    Well, I do like ice cream :P

    • April 17, 2012 at 8:10 pmMasterDragonKnight

      And Charlotte-flavored ice cream is the best type of ice cream.

  • April 17, 2012 at 7:18 pmKukuku

    I’m glad you decided not to call it “Onii-chan’s Corner”.

    Anyways, this sounds really interesting, I’m looking forward to seeing the first post!

  • April 17, 2012 at 7:18 pmcancerlad

    Congrats on the new column. I’ve tweeted my 43 followers about it. I pray for strong readership. #WhenYouWishUponARock

  • April 17, 2012 at 7:21 pmInnerchihiro

    Oh lord, what has begun…

    • April 18, 2012 at 7:12 amSyaoran

      The greatest movement in RC history, onii-chan will rock this blog. (That or provide senseless laughs, both sound good to me.)

  • April 17, 2012 at 7:23 pmJusuchin (Military Otaku)

    Hmm, I thought I could rope you into something about Upotte!! (Wished I sent a submission to be a writer. Now that a show that caught my fancy had shown up. ~_~;; ) But uh, wanna start with Japan’s weird obsession with guns?

    I mean, the firearms nut I am goes crazy with the plethora of accurately drawn weaponry in anime. When I read stuff like Monster Hunter International (Larry Corriea) I always imagine an anime version would be awesome.

    I dunno, just throwing it out there.

  • April 17, 2012 at 7:23 pmBara-Kun

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    • April 18, 2012 at 3:18 pmYoyo

      Its not yaoi thats for sure.

  • April 17, 2012 at 7:26 pmAzureDivinity

    Nice!!! I came here for ice cream btw :3 I look forward to your future “Onii-chan’s Corner” posts! :D

  • April 17, 2012 at 7:28 pmDelwack

    Can’t… stop… laughing…

    Looking forward to this.

  • April 17, 2012 at 7:29 pmJack

    Heck yeah! It is always nice to see something fun and innovative in the RC community. Looking forward to your first post!

    Just a question, would you actually be comfortable if it’s a dude that calls you “onii-chan”? Assuming that the majority of RC readers would be male and college age.

    P.S. having an imouto is truly a bliss in life, except when she is a tomboy that tends to resolve conflict with you (in this case, me) with fists.

    • April 17, 2012 at 7:31 pmcancerlad

      Sounds hot. How old is she?

      j/k

    • April 17, 2012 at 7:43 pmStilts

      Doesn’t bother me, though I will also accept aniki, if you prefer :3

  • April 17, 2012 at 7:31 pmAnonymous

    1. Naked with socks
    2. Naked with gloves.

  • April 17, 2012 at 7:38 pmCloud is Not Amused

    Been really missing something like this since Jaalin left — and I think you’re the right man for the job, お兄ちゃ〜ん.
    Please, ruminate about the allure of ankles and other weird shit. Put the random back in RC.

  • April 17, 2012 at 7:42 pmShionl

    I am looking forward to this. I’m sure we’ll have plenty of fun with you (Stilts) leading this.

  • April 17, 2012 at 7:42 pmsinkingmist

    I am disappointed by the lack of ankle analysis.

    • April 17, 2012 at 7:48 pmStilts

      All in good time, my friend! I’m trying to keep some form of authorial integrity going for at least, I dunno…3-4 weeks before I devolve into completely random nonsense, nyahaha~!!

  • April 17, 2012 at 7:44 pmCherrie

    I still think you should’ve called it Onii-chan’s corner =) would have totally made my day!

    • April 17, 2012 at 7:53 pmStilts

      Yes, but then divine and verdant would have cried.

      …crap, I’ve made a terrible mistake! Is it too late to change?? >_<

  • April 17, 2012 at 7:45 pmxephx

    This made me laugh. Well I wish you good luck in this new undertaking good sir.

    So… where is the ice cream?

  • April 17, 2012 at 7:45 pmDovahkiinGGGGG

    A few topic recommendations:

    - Japan’s censorship laws.
    - Japan’s odd pornography business. Their h-manga can be quite frightening.
    - Rapid spread of Islam over Europe (doesn’t necessarily have to be negative).
    - Puppies.

  • April 17, 2012 at 7:46 pmDCLXVI

    Yay, this made my day. I’ve been waiting for someone to do something like this again, what with all the new people and all.

  • April 17, 2012 at 7:48 pmKusabi

    It’s nice if RandomC also put back the Retrospective Look while we have 17 writers here. Retrospective Look could help us know more details about shows which are not covered in regular basis.

    • April 17, 2012 at 9:33 pmZephyr

      We’re actually thinking about implementing that back again, albeit in a slightly different format. Keep an eye out. :D

      • April 17, 2012 at 11:33 pmKoroshiyaKi

        Yeah but now that I think about it, with 17 writers you can pretty much cover almost all of the anime worthy of mention anyways.

  • April 17, 2012 at 7:50 pmamatsu

    i came for the hills next to the ice cream

  • April 17, 2012 at 7:50 pmMrRei

    I think I saw this one coming.. (~>.>)~
    Anyway.. *Jumps behind Stilts’ back and rides on top*
    Yey! Human stilts! \(>.<)/

    • April 17, 2012 at 10:34 pmStilts

      I…what is happening!! >_< I need an adult, I need an adult!

      • April 18, 2012 at 6:03 pmSkins Thunderbomb

        I AM AN ADULT. >3

  • April 17, 2012 at 7:51 pmstarss

    YES!!!

    I always wanted to know what happened to those posts! Thank you!

  • April 17, 2012 at 7:51 pmfragb85

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  • April 17, 2012 at 7:57 pmLyrae

    Haha, well, considering this entire post had me giggling the entire time, I’m sure this will turn out amazingly~ I look forward to reading it. Good luck!

    On another note, you are indeed very modest as well, “onii-chan”! ≧^◡^≦

  • April 17, 2012 at 8:08 pmMasterDragonKnight

    “The More You Know”

    And knowing is half the battle. GI JOE!

  • April 17, 2012 at 8:08 pm0927123

    Onii-chan?~

    • April 17, 2012 at 9:33 pmStilts

      I FORBID NOTHING!! *dies from the kawaii~*

    • April 18, 2012 at 3:51 amBreedo

      there was ice cream there too….funny how that works…Onii-chan x Icu

  • April 17, 2012 at 8:14 pmMasterDragonKnight

  • April 17, 2012 at 8:18 pmZen

    Not to say that a focus on episodic blogging is a bad thing at all, in fact RandomC does it better than most everyone else, but I do think it does limit the blogger in terms of what he/she gets to say about a show; personally he/she may feel strongly about certain aspect/s of a show and may want to focus more on them/it- but episodic posts don’t lend themselves well to this simply because they are by their very nature comprehensive and overarching, meant to mention and briefly explain a myriad of different points rather than focusing on an exhaustive explanation/analysis of one/several specific things that the author personally feels is/are important.

    I love this idea of weekly editorial posts about pretty much anything because it affords bloggers the opportunity to write about the things they feel strongly about without the aforementioned constraints inherent to episodic writing. Editorial posts are also extremely conducive to discussion because they comprehensively outline the opinions of the writer on certain matter/s, giving readers a detailed enough article on the spot regarding the issue at hand to provide ample information and create the requisite understanding for them to form their own opinions on the matter- enabling them to easily offer up their own opinions and thoughts on the matter, with little to no self-research or prior knowledge required.

    Finally, I don’t think I could think of a better person for the job besides Stilts. I have to say, Divine doe shave a keen eye. Being a writer himself, I’m sure Stilts is intimately familiar with just about everything that makes a good narrative- and his fun, energetic writing style/personality will ensure that things never get too dry (Dry like nigh everything I write around here…XP). It’s been awhile since anyone’s done this on a regular/semi-regular basis, but it’s clear to me that you’re the man for the job, Stilts and I wish you all the best… :)

    • April 18, 2012 at 8:04 amUnderMebius

      I’m thinking you used all those complex words for show. XD

      • April 18, 2012 at 12:50 pmZen

        I’m entirely disinterested in issues and components of issues that are readily apparent or well-documented; all of my writing here is instead devoted to things that are obscure, complex and/or nuanced; this exercise by its very nature requires prose that is analytical, specific and exhaustive; simplicity does not lend itself well to these things- cutting corners severely compromises the comprehensibility of novel new ideas because they are what they are- new, undocumented ideas and concepts for which there are no prior points of reference. Complex, detailed and often insufferably long posts documenting every precursor and every logical step are the inevitable consequence.

        I suppose it can’t be helped if it comes off to some as showboating, and I sincerely apologize to anyone who feels that way. That has never been my intention; I do not hope for massive numbers of people reading the things I write here; indeed I am humbled by that fact that anyone does at all. But I do hope that those who do decide to read my dry and drawn out comments are, through doing so, informed about aspects of the issue at hand that may not be immediately apparent, and/or gain a better understanding of its complexities and nuances. And by projection, my utmost hope is that they are encouraged to think about things in new and novel ways- to think outside the box. If these little excursions of mine could somehow manage to do that much, then I would be most honored…

      • April 18, 2012 at 6:50 pmnagi

        Zen, I think many will read and/or appreciate your posts more if you use simpler words and sentences. Just sayin’ ;)

    • April 18, 2012 at 9:55 pmxRichard

      @nagi

      Why would he do that? English isn’t my native language but I really enjoy reading his comments as they are: simple ideas in beautiful words.

  • April 17, 2012 at 8:40 pmgwyllgi

    well, I’ll b looking forward 4 this 1 then, onii chan~ (that sounds so wrong when I say it)…………

  • April 17, 2012 at 8:56 pmCybersteel

    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh? Looks cool.

  • April 17, 2012 at 9:12 pmSheapy

    (Note: I will never write that post. Almost definitely probably never)
    Reminded me of NeGero’s magnet video.

  • April 17, 2012 at 9:16 pmSPIRAL

    I better get my ice cream…

  • April 17, 2012 at 9:22 pmKaz

    This is cool! And how about if you go with both titles?
    Like, umm…”Stilts Out Loud: Oniichan’s Corner” ? or S.O.L. or SOLOC or SOL/OC
    or…uhhm… nevermind. XD
    Anyway, looking forward to your posts. ^^,

  • April 17, 2012 at 9:27 pmricz

    Where’s the ice cream? What I see iz melon

  • April 17, 2012 at 9:31 pmbelatkuro

    Nii-chan!!

    Something tells me that either things will go well or my eyes will be bleeding with the content. Kidding.
    Looking forward to it.

    I love vanilla btw

  • April 17, 2012 at 9:32 pmgungnir

    Onii-chan giving out ice-cream…..does that sound wrong on so many levels to anybody or have I watched too many wrong types of anime?

    Anyhow, I look forward to “onii-chan’s corner”; I’m sure it will be fun and entertaining in my otherwise boring and repetitive everyday life, but please, no ice-creams.

    • April 17, 2012 at 10:21 pmStilts

      Both. The answer is definitely both.

      …gungnir no ecchi!

  • April 17, 2012 at 9:36 pmAllie

    HAHAHAHA
    Oh lordy, the more you know rainbow!
    You are all kinds of awesome, sir.

    (Also mad respect for the footnotes:P)

  • April 17, 2012 at 9:44 pmD-LaN

    Should I play the hallelujah song while doing some unfitting stuff???

    *Joking:)*

    Anyway looking forward for this Mr. Stilts.

  • April 17, 2012 at 9:50 pmLGrey

    Judging from the many replies here, I think you’re obliged to include Oniichan’s Corner as the formal column’s name. Be it the main title, a tagline, or else ^^

    but I thought I’d leave myself with some small semblance of respectability.

    Sorry Stilts, looks like that ship had already left port XD

    • April 17, 2012 at 10:25 pmStilts

      I know, right? I thought I’d get away with maybe a week or two before you all realized that I’m crazy…and then I remembered I’ve been writing here for months, Orz. I had no chance!

  • April 17, 2012 at 9:53 pmsurya313

    Stilts….you are awesome. Please except this hug that I shall send to you over the internet. *hug*

  • April 17, 2012 at 10:11 pmKelfistan

    I don’t want it to be named Stilts Corner or Onii-chan whatever. How about keeping it as FreezeFrame? :(

    • April 17, 2012 at 10:32 pmStilts

      Naw, FreezeFrame was Jaalin’s thing, and I’d rather keep it that way. Same general idea, but I’ve got a different style, so a different name makes sense. Hopefully you’ll still enjoy them, though!

  • April 17, 2012 at 10:35 pmHaiyori-tai!

    I’m sure this’ll be fun!

    Ok, my suggestions;

    1- Why Aroduc is so tsundere? Why is s/he bashing all the series even tho s/he is watching 5 times + more series than I watch? XD What series does Aroduc actually like?

    2- Anime ears… I’ve dated only once and the most thrilling thing I’ve learnt… I’ll reserve writing the rest and leave it to your imagination =)

    3- Why do Japanese not understand how dangerous a war can be? Why do little girls running thru the battlefield in anime? Why do they downgrade the seriousness of war by making mini-skirt super magic schoolgirls fighting against a bunch of yakuza, or by making toshokan sensou? Why? Ok, I know it somehow, but I would like to hear from someone else =P

    • April 17, 2012 at 11:54 pmTOP2NE1

      Aroduc isn’t really a tsundere though. A lot of times he genuinely hates a series, but he’s more skeptical than spiteful. He’ll pick a terrible show over a boring one because a terrible show may still be fun to write about (If it’s boring he doesn’t even bother picking it up). Half the other times he’s indifferent.

      He watches bad shows because he thinks reviewing is them fun. To him it’s entertaining to point out lazy or awkward animation/art, pointless and boring exposition, and bad writing in general. It’s sort of like the Angry Video Game Nerd or thatguywiththeglasses. (If you haven’t heard of these guys check out their videos! They’re great.)

      Someone asked him once what shows he liked but I can’t really find the list anymore. I do remember he said he liked Zettai Karen Children and Macademy Wasshoi. Basically he looks for shows that keep up their production values and avoid jaw-droppingly stupid/angsty/melodramatic characters.

      I don’t always agree with him but I think it’s nice to have varied reviewing styles. Awful shows exist and sometimes you need to just call them out on their bullshit.

  • April 17, 2012 at 10:40 pmZura

    Stilts my man, you never cease to make me chuckle whenever I read your posts.

    Keep up the good work.

  • April 17, 2012 at 10:45 pmPtolemaios00

    I agree with you Stilts. Anything you think is interesting, I’m sure I will be interested in too. Have at it!

  • April 17, 2012 at 10:48 pminfo600

    I’ll just burn a more serious topic into the open fire: the “pathetic”ness of recent male MCs in anime…

    (it’s more or less open ended)

  • April 17, 2012 at 10:52 pmRedjuice Fan

    This is a great idea, going through anime episodes every day can be exciting but ultimately boring as well.
    GOod luck with taht.

  • April 17, 2012 at 11:42 pmThe Moondoggie

    STILTS! I have been meaning to ask now that you have your own private column:

    Why “Stilts”?

    • April 18, 2012 at 6:28 amStilts

      I mentioned it briefly in my intro post, but it’s is a nickname I got IRL because I’m 6’7″ and rather thin. I walked into the first day of a job, introduced myself and everything, and apparently when I walked off to take a tour of the place (or something) one of my coworkers turned to the others and said “Look at that guy! He looks like he’s walking around on stilts!” I just rolled with it ^^

  • April 18, 2012 at 12:23 amShizzle

    Are you high mate?

  • April 18, 2012 at 12:51 amDorkus

    Who are you again? =P

  • April 18, 2012 at 1:00 amruffles

    I remember Jaalin, funny guy. His summaries/rantings were what got me reading here. If you manage to be as entertaining then I’m very much on board.

  • April 18, 2012 at 2:13 amMissingnomer

    It seems like this is just what RandomC needs. I will read every post Stilts!…I mean…Onii-chan? Nishishishi, I like it, makes me feel like we are one big family here in RandomC. One more thing! いただきます!(itadakimasu)

  • April 18, 2012 at 3:32 amTonameki

    Clapping Out Loud. But I sure hope Onii-Chan ( <– by the way Onii-Chan is this your happy face?) isn't going to get hired away by the god of space and time continuum to fight, with twelve other Dairy holders that can predict the future, to the death as he is the most wonderfull, creative, handsome, strong, smart, kind and the best friend you could ever want to boot. Onii-Chan I really want you to win and for you to become some kind of hero of justice for us all. Thank you Onii-Chan for always being there for me and for the others (between you and me I’m much more interesting, Look I sparkle, than the rest)

  • April 18, 2012 at 3:38 amMiss_Beea

    I’m sure this will be fun ;) and I’m looking forward to your posts.

  • April 18, 2012 at 4:09 amobservantzani

    I think it would be fun to compare similar-themed animes and characters. You can go crazy with it actually like making situations such as: what if this character and this character ended up together or what if this character was thrown into this other anime world, etc! :)

  • April 18, 2012 at 4:42 amjiggleman

    i want you to talk about the correlation of boob size to brains in anime. DO IT

  • April 18, 2012 at 4:54 amEbisu

    You ask for suggestions. You should do sometime “Neo-Feminist Interpretations of Common Allegorical Mythical Creatures in Modern Mahou Shoujo Anime” just for the sake of seeing a post like that done (it’s high quality game), though it should be onee-chan’s corner then.
    I say this because there’s no ice-cream you liar!

  • April 18, 2012 at 5:29 am7godeohs

    +4946 for the Super Dreadnought Girl reference. I didn’t know anyone else actually read that.

    I’ve always liked Stilts writing (‘always’ being limited to this past season, but I digress) and will be looking forward to these articles with his witty commentary.

    • April 18, 2012 at 5:37 amThe Moondoggie

      SDG reference where?

      • April 18, 2012 at 11:17 am7godeohs

        Second paragraph, second sentence, follow the link if necessary.

  • April 18, 2012 at 5:55 amHagiri

    And I just stumbled upon Super Dreadnought Girl a couple of days ago.
    So that’s what the rest of the title means~

  • April 18, 2012 at 6:22 amlorenzo

    Looking forward to this for some good laughs, stilts :D

  • April 18, 2012 at 6:38 amjohn

    After the hulabaloo at the Ano Natsu reviews, perhaps your stand on trolling and baiting people with hate posts?

  • April 18, 2012 at 6:53 amT.K.

    Ah Jaalin, good old fun times. Hope you share a few of his fetishes, particularly the areas around the feet. XD

  • April 18, 2012 at 7:23 amSeishun Otoko

    Stilts nii nii, this is going to really fun, even more so if the column was call Onii-chan Corner ☆~(ゝ。∂)
    But don’t overwork yourself and try not to burn out okay. Your fans would like your stay at RC to be a VERY long and pleasant one ;)

  • April 18, 2012 at 8:27 amThat Bored Shounen

    LOL, this ought to be interesting!

  • April 18, 2012 at 8:49 amKinny Riddle

    Sounds like fun, so where’s my ice-cream, Onii-chan? Just imagine me to be my HomuHomu avatar so that you’ll not freak out too much by being called “Onii-chan” by all sorts of weird people from the unfairer sex. :)

    I jest.

    So what’s your first feature article gonna be? The study of brother-sister relationships in anime?

    • April 18, 2012 at 9:39 amStilts

      Naw, I’ll save that at least for week three. The first one is going to be something I actually wanted to do at the beginning of the season, but I just didn’t get around to due to all the laziness. I’ll devolve into sillier articles shortly thereafter, I’m sure :D

      Look forward to it!

  • April 18, 2012 at 8:52 amnice

    ice cream!!!?? did it start with the ano natsu reviews?

  • April 18, 2012 at 8:55 amSome random guy

    Do your best, Onii-chan!

  • April 18, 2012 at 9:05 amJunglepenguin

    What’s this about ice cream? Will onii-chan be giving me ice cream? I like ice cream.

  • April 18, 2012 at 9:16 amDusk

    If this corner ends up becoming a study in anime fetishes… I will visit RandomC and press F5 so often that there will be 100 million visits before summer arrives. I have your back, Aniki! Believe in the me who believe in you!

    • April 18, 2012 at 9:29 amcancerlad

      An agenda we can all believe in!

    • April 18, 2012 at 12:23 pmXumbra

      If you’re gonna mash F5, just make sure the server doesn’t crash :P

  • April 18, 2012 at 9:31 amSchmee

    this sounds really interesting, I’m looking forward to it :)

  • April 18, 2012 at 10:42 amJustinnnnnn

    Well, if future posts keep me as entertained as this one did, then It’ll be simply awesome. Mr. Stilts, lots of kudos to YOU for doing this :)

  • April 18, 2012 at 12:11 pmGalaxyfalcon

    I’m glad you’re bringing these back! I’ve missed them ever since Jaalin disappeared!

  • April 18, 2012 at 12:43 pmt_BKM

    lol! I like it! I like it very much indeed!

  • April 18, 2012 at 12:50 pmHutch Hutchenson

    Marry me, Stilts!

    • April 18, 2012 at 1:25 pmpieprsn

      Imbecile! Stilts is MAI waifu! All competition will be stabbed to death!

      • April 18, 2012 at 11:30 pmThe Moondoggie

        Isn’t the right word for stilts is “husbando”, since he’s a guy? 0_o’

      • April 19, 2012 at 1:27 pmHutch Hutchenson

        Come at me, bro!

  • April 18, 2012 at 2:17 pmxRichard

    I would like to see some BD/DVD sales analysis in RandomC.

  • April 18, 2012 at 3:28 pmIntricateRadiance

    You.. are awesome. Just sayin’.
    And it looks as if you could’ve written “You should read this post. We have boobs.” Only because the first thing I honestly noticed in the first picture was not the ice cream, but was the boob-shot of that other chick. And I’m a girl. XD
    You should have Seiyuu appreciation posts. Or your favourite seiyuu of the week. I’m currently in love with Miyuki Sawashiro; if I could marry a voice, it’d be hers. Or Shinichiro Miki’s. I’ll stop now.

  • April 18, 2012 at 3:56 pmFaye

    I’m excited for this! I love your whimsical style of writing, but I’m not watching the anime that you’re blogging this season so yayyy~

  • April 18, 2012 at 4:40 pmNaiika

    (ノ^_^)ノ Onii-chan!

  • April 18, 2012 at 7:05 pmnagi

    Stilts, I really loved your AnoNatsu posts (I think I fell in love with your writing style :3) so I’ll be looking forward to this, Onii-tan~ (o⌒.⌒o)

  • April 20, 2012 at 12:16 pmNaYa

  • April 18, 2012 at 3:59 pmBanana Furikake

    That comment actually made me chuckle.

  • April 18, 2012 at 4:42 pmThe Moondoggie

    Troll harder.

  • April 18, 2012 at 6:10 pmJunglepenguin

    Don’t we all enjoy watching little kids trying to attract attention and making fools out of themselves? Please, stay around, and let us mock you for a bit.

  • April 19, 2012 at 4:06 amlorenzo

    Of course, and you’re a much better person to the community by staying in front of the PC and fighting your crusade against anime, right?

  • April 18, 2012 at 4:19 pmpieprsn

    I don’t know what’s more amusing: the fact that he’s obviously a troll or the fact that he’s probably a virgin himself. XD

  • April 18, 2012 at 9:52 pmBanana Furikake

    Bingo!