「波との戯れ びちょびちょだぜ, 万能ウィング, スルメとタカトシ Max Power! その5, 夏の夜 夏の朝」
(Nami to no Tawamure Bichobichodaze, Bannou Uingu, Surume to Takatoshi Max Power! So no Go, Natsu no Yoru, Natsu no Asa)
“Play with water and get soaked; All-purpose Wing, Dried Squid and Tsuda Max Power! Part 5, Summer Night; Summer Morning”
I can’t remember if we’ve already had one of these, but it’s that time again! With liberal amounts of suntan lotion on certain body parts and peace signs in all the wrong places, it’s the beloved beach episode!
Tsuda! Tsuda! Tsuda!
Before we start though, I have to say that Tsuda has been getting pretty creative with his comebacks these days. Maybe it’s because he’s grown weary of retorting with his usual deadpan style but I for one love it whenever he goes and does something out of the ordinary. Be it yelling “Jesus” or other English words like he did this week or throwing out some awkward accent to emphasize his disdain, what would we do without him?
On the other hand, I thought it was AMAZING to finally see him get upset over something. Seeing how he takes enough crap from Shino and Aria alone that would have caused normal people to lose their temper long ago, it felt so rewarding to see him unleash some of that built up stress. Makes you wonder about what would happen if Tsuda decided to get angry instead of playing the straight-man, right? Even if he played it off as a joke at the end, I would love to see what kind of reaction we would get out of everyone.
Dried Squid + Sex Toy = ?
I for one want to know — just what is on that sex toy? Seeing how normal yogurt doesn’t behave like that and we know for sure Tsuda didn’t jizz all over it, what could it be?! Unless there was some strange coating on that thing that caused Tsuda’s yogurt to lose its viscosity within minutes (which I totally call bullshit if that’s the case), I can’t even begin to imagine what it could be. Maybe someone actually jizzed on that thing in the short time Tsuda was outside the room trying to stop a fleeing Aria?
Mitsuba is our sliver of hope for the future.
Before I close things out for this week, I just wanted to bring up how cute I think Mitsuba is. While she’s a close second to my number one favorite Suzu, I can’t get over just how innocent she is. She can’t retort to sex jokes, she’ll hold a used vibrator with a smiling face, and when the time calls for it she can literally knock you to the ground. All things that just make her stand out that much more in a sea of characters that are just waiting for someone to set them up for some kind of dirty joke.
While we’ll have to wait another whole week before we hopefully find out what that sex toy is drenched in, here are some full sized caps to tide you over until then. Also, does anyone want to go ride on a beach cruiser with me? LOL