Itai no wa Iya nano de Bougyoryoku ni Kyokufuri Shitai to Omoimasu – 01

「防御特化と初戦闘。」 (Bougyotosuka to Hatsu Sentou)
“Defense and First Battle”

The day VMMORPGS are like this is the day I will officially denounce living as a real human being and commit to being a pro-hikikomori.