「あんた達とし)るとほんつとにろくなことがない」 (Anta-tachi to shiruto hon tsutoni rokuna koto ga nai)
“Nothing Good Comes From Being Around All of You”

If someone is forced to be your friend, can they truly ever be your friend?

「ひゃっほい, 合宿だぁ! 鹿のフン踏んで枕投げしてゴーゴー!」 (Hyahhoi, Gasshuku Daa! Shika no Fun Funde Makuranage Shite Go Go!)
“Wahoo! It’s a Training Camp! Let’s Step in Deer Poop and Have Pillow Fights! Go! Go!”

A lot of things going on this week—I’m just hoping it’ll all come to pay off.

「せっかく繋がりあったんだしさもっとお互いわかりあおうよん」 (Sekkaku Tsunagari Attanda Shisa Motto Otagai Wakari Aou Yon)
“Now That We’re All Connected, Let’s All Get to Know Each Other Better, ‘Kay?”

This week’s all about the friendship baby.

「どんなにさんざんな状況だって捉えかた次第でなんとかやっていけるかも…… ねっ？」 (Donna ni Sanzan na Joukyou Datte Torae Kata Shidai de Nantoka Yatteikeru kamo…… ne?)
“Depending on How You Look At It, I Think We Could Get Through Anything… Right?”

An unexpectedly humorous affair.

「てんな異常事態力ソタソに飲みてめんならバリウきバケツ二杯は軽く余裕芒つつ一の」 (Ten’na ijoo jitai-ryoku sotaso ni nomite men’nara bariuki baketsu ni-pai wa karuku yoyū susukitsutsu ichi no)
“If You Can Swallow a Bizarre Situation Like This So Easily, Two Buckets of Barium Shouldn’t Be a Problem”

An effective, if on-the-nose, introduction for our main cast and things to come.