Random Curiosity

「おうぎダーク」 (Ougi Daaku)
“Ougi Dark”

Nature abhors a vacuum.

「ひたぎランデブー」 (Hitagi Randebuu)
“Hitagi Rendezvous”

Everyone wants to be the yandere girlfriend.

「まよいヘル」 (Mayoi Heru)
“Mayoi Hell”

Go directly to hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

「こよみデッド」 (Koyomi Deddo)
“Koyomi Dead”

Er, spoilers, I guess.

「こよみナッシング」 (Koyomi Nasshingu)
“Koyomi Nothing”

No, I can’t explain bathing in pudding. I’m not going to try.

「こよみシード」 (Koyomi Shīdo)
“Koyomi Seed”

A metaphorical seed? What nonsense is this?

「こよみトーラス」 (Koyomi Tōrasu)
“Koyomi Torus”

Doughnuts! What a mysterious, supernatural force.

「こよみマウンテン」 (Koyomi Maunten)
“Koyomi Mountain”

Hurray, it’s the plot! Also, uh oh, it’s the plot.

「こよみティー」 (Koyomi Tī)
“Koyomi Tea”

Nobody gets stabbed, everyone remains clothed, and I’ve got no jokes. Sincerest apologies.

「こよみツリー」 (Koyomi Tsurī)
“Koyomi Tree”

Like most of the Monogatari Series, this episode is about breasts.

「こよみウインド」 (Koyomi Uindo)
“Koyomi Wind”

Unfortunately for Nadeko, Kaiki steals every episode he shows up in.

「こよみウォーター」 (Koyomi Wōtā)
“Koyomi Water”

Look, when your girlfriend asks you if saw her reflection in the water and if that means she’s your soulmate, tell her a lie if you have to.

「こよみサンド」 (Koyomi Sando)
“Koyomi Sand”

‘I know one thing: that I know nothing’.

「こよみフラワー」 (Koyomi Furawā)
“Koyomi Flower”

Just a reminder that all fiction are well crafted lies.

「こよみストーン」 (Koyomi Sutōn)
“Koyomi Stone”

It’s just as it sounds: the story of a boy, and a rock. That’s a pitch right there.