I’m back, bitches. My last post was something like 15 months ago (Sketchbook was so boring it made me go comatose), so I should probably (re)introduce myself – I’m jaalin, the guy who writes all the philosophical, sexually deviant, troll bait, ankle-loving, and retardedly unfunny posts. Can’t imagine why Omni lets me get away with it… I probably make him look good in the wake of my overwhelming nerdiness.
My interests typically lead me to cover the low-budget harem comedies because of my profound sense of humor and ravenous affinity for anime girls, but time to time I’ll provide some scathing commentary when it’s due (hey, Clannad is actually much better than Kanon). Unfortunately, these shows usually suck and are all the same, so I’ll probably end up recycling my writing as often as harem shows recycle episodes. As long as Omni doesn’t notice, I’m probably ok.
Anyways, I’m gonna pick up right where I left off – posting tired summaries of bad shows, alienating most of Omni’s hard-earned readership, writing nonsensical editorials on how I love trap characters, and otherwise putting myself at the mercy of the rabid readers of randomc.