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“For when you blow your wad, man.”
In before the rest of the world gets into a clusterfuck over this one. Perhaps the most staggering sequence ever conceived, the NEEDLESS ED emcompasses all major fetishes readily identifyable in anime today, and does it with such alacrity and accuracy it raises issues of whether this was done by an army of otaku voting on their top fetishes, or if it was the work of a single catastrophically brilliant mind so far past perverted that he has unquestionably become one with the fetish hive-mind. Unafraid, unabashed, confident and comprehensive – such is the nature of the images portrayed by this ED, performed so enthusiastically and passionately by three deliciously unique nubiles one has no choice but to just sit back and sigh in titillated euphoria.
Such a quality production is in stark contrast with the actual episode, which does an impressive job of pushing a distinctive style reminiscent of Gurren Lagann, but is for the most part an exercise in generic action and on the whole “I’m just here to watch the ED”.
In particular the attention to feet and kissing is worth mention as both are currently underappreciated traits but clearly on the rise. The prevalence of ankles and feet in recent moe-standard show K-ON!, together with the emphasis on deep kissing in sis-con instaboner anime Kiss x Sis are definitive examples of the rising trend, and this ED charmingly provides an extensive progress check from which we can recalibrate our attentions and refocus our energies on the necessary aspects of character design.
I’ve likely missed out on many of the alternate fetishes in the screenshot captions – I implore my fellow brothers in arms to kindly point them out to me. Onward, brave soldiers!!