Tsuujou Kougeki ga Zentai Kougeki de Nikai Kougeki no Okaasan wa Suki Desuka – 10

「お母さんと一緒ギルドは千客万来! ……って, 招かれざる客ばっかかよ!」 (Okaasan to Issho Guild wa Senkakubanrai! ……tte, Manekarezaru Kyaku Bakka ka yo!)
“The With Mommy Guild Welcomes All! …Wait, It’s a Bunch of Uninvited Guests!”

What tags does this have again?

Tsuujou Kougeki ga Zentai Kougeki de Nikai Kougeki no Okaasan wa Suki Desuka – 09

「おっと, こんなところにスイッチ床があるぞ. まあ踏まないけど. いや踏まないから.」 (Otto, Konna Tokoro ni Switch Toko ga Aruzo. Maa Fumanai kedo. Iya Fumanai kara.)
“Whoa, There’s a Pressure Plate in a Place Like This. Well, I’m Not Stepping On It. No, I’m Saying I Won’t!”

Cruise Control for Cool.

Tsuujou Kougeki ga Zentai Kougeki de Nikai Kougeki no Okaasan wa Suki Desuka – 08

「言わなきゃ伝わらないが, 言ったらかなりの確率でぶつかる. 厄介だよ, 親子.」 (Iwanakya Tsutawaranai ga, Ittara Kanari no Kakuritsu de Butsukaru. Yakkai Da yo, Oyako.)
“If I Say Nothing, It Won`t Be Heard, But If I Say Something, It`ll Be a Critical Hit. It Sucks Being a Family. “

“Make a dragon wanna retire, man.”

Tsuujou Kougeki ga Zentai Kougeki de Nikai Kougeki no Okaasan wa Suki Desuka – 07

「学祭の主役は学生だ. それはただ制服を着ている人も含まれてしまうのだがな….」 (Gakusai no Shuyaku wa Gakusei Da. Sore wa Tada Seifuku o Kite Iru Hito mo Fukumarete Shimau no Da ga na….)
“Students are the Protagonists of a School Festival. But People Wearing School Uniforms are Included, Too.”

That feeling when you want to be your classmate’s father.