Tsuujou Kougeki ga Zentai Kougeki de Nikai Kougeki no Okaasan wa Suki Desuka – 12 (END)

「その願いは叶えないでくれ, と強く願った. だが願いは叶えられた.」 (Sono Negai wa Kanaenaide Kure, to Tsuyoku Negatta. Daga Negai wa Kanaerareta.)
“I Hoped Against Hope the Wish Would Not Be Granted. But It Totally Was.”

“A boy’s best friend is his mother.”

Tsuujou Kougeki ga Zentai Kougeki de Nikai Kougeki no Okaasan wa Suki Desuka – 11

「受け止める勇気. 慈しむ心. あと全身鎧. それが母親に必須の……ん? 鎧?」 (Uketomeru Yuuki. Itsukushimu Kokoro. Ato Zenshin Yoroi. Sore ga Hahaoya ni Hissu no……n? Yoroi?)
“The Courage to Accept Things. A Loving Heart. Also, Full-Body Armor. That`s What a Mother Needs… Wait, Armor?”

Is anyone not using Code Breaker on this game?

Tsuujou Kougeki ga Zentai Kougeki de Nikai Kougeki no Okaasan wa Suki Desuka – 10

「お母さんと一緒ギルドは千客万来! ……って, 招かれざる客ばっかかよ!」 (Okaasan to Issho Guild wa Senkakubanrai! ……tte, Manekarezaru Kyaku Bakka ka yo!)
“The With Mommy Guild Welcomes All! …Wait, It’s a Bunch of Uninvited Guests!”

What tags does this have again?

Tsuujou Kougeki ga Zentai Kougeki de Nikai Kougeki no Okaasan wa Suki Desuka – 09

「おっと, こんなところにスイッチ床があるぞ. まあ踏まないけど. いや踏まないから.」 (Otto, Konna Tokoro ni Switch Toko ga Aruzo. Maa Fumanai kedo. Iya Fumanai kara.)
“Whoa, There’s a Pressure Plate in a Place Like This. Well, I’m Not Stepping On It. No, I’m Saying I Won’t!”

Cruise Control for Cool.

Tsuujou Kougeki ga Zentai Kougeki de Nikai Kougeki no Okaasan wa Suki Desuka – 08

「言わなきゃ伝わらないが, 言ったらかなりの確率でぶつかる. 厄介だよ, 親子.」 (Iwanakya Tsutawaranai ga, Ittara Kanari no Kakuritsu de Butsukaru. Yakkai Da yo, Oyako.)
“If I Say Nothing, It Won`t Be Heard, But If I Say Something, It`ll Be a Critical Hit. It Sucks Being a Family. “

“Make a dragon wanna retire, man.”

Tsuujou Kougeki ga Zentai Kougeki de Nikai Kougeki no Okaasan wa Suki Desuka – 07

「学祭の主役は学生だ. それはただ制服を着ている人も含まれてしまうのだがな….」 (Gakusai no Shuyaku wa Gakusei Da. Sore wa Tada Seifuku o Kite Iru Hito mo Fukumarete Shimau no Da ga na….)
“Students are the Protagonists of a School Festival. But People Wearing School Uniforms are Included, Too.”

That feeling when you want to be your classmate’s father.

Tsuujou Kougeki ga Zentai Kougeki de Nikai Kougeki no Okaasan wa Suki Desuka – 06

「なんという美少女… いや母さんじゃなくて. その格好で近寄るなやめろ.」 (Nan to Iu Bishoujo… Iya Kaasan ja Nakute. Sono Kakkou de Chikayoru na Yamero.)
“What a Beautiful Girl… Wait, Not You, Mom. Don’t Get Near Me in That Outfit, Stop!”

With moms like these, who needs anemones?

Tsuujou Kougeki ga Zentai Kougeki de Nikai Kougeki no Okaasan wa Suki Desuka – 05

「そこは夢と希望に満ちた, 子供達の領域. 子供達の, だ. ここ大事!」 (Soko wa Yume to Kibou ni MIchita, Kodomo-tachi no Ryouiki. Kodomo-tachi no, Da. Koko Daiji!)
“This is a Territory for Children, Filled With Hopes and Dreams. For Children. That’s the Important Part!”

Big Girl on Campus.

Tsuujou Kougeki ga Zentai Kougeki de Nikai Kougeki no Okaasan wa Suki Desuka – 04

「子供は子供で, 親も親で人間で, 色々あるけど何とかするのが親子だろ.」 (Kodomo wa Kodomo de, Oya mo Oya de Ningen de, Iroiro Aru kedo Nantoka Suru no ga Oyako Daro.)
“Kids Are Kids and Parents Are Parents (but Also Human Beings), and It Takes All Kinds, but They Get Through It Together, Right?”

“Why does your mom have yellow Caution tape, a ‘KEEP OUT’ sign, and the Roxy logo on her bedroom door?”

Tsuujou Kougeki ga Zentai Kougeki de Nikai Kougeki no Okaasan wa Suki Desuka – 03

「下着は防具. 守備面積は大きめに. さもなくば息子が死ぬぞ!」 (Shitagi wa Bougu. Shubi Menseki wa Ookime ni. Samonakuba Musuko ga Shinuzo!)
“Underwear is Armor. Make Sure It`s High in Defense. Otherwise, My Son Might Die!”