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Gundam: Tekketsu no Orphans – 21

「還るべき場所へ」 (Kaerubeki Kasho e)
“To The Place Of Return”

Well, this is one of those episodes where I don’t suppose there’s much point in talking about anything that happened before the ending. I don’t think there’s much chance anything else will be getting a lot of discussion anyway.

Did we see this coming?  Well, yes and no.  Certainly, there have been death flags hoisted for Biscuit over the past few episodes, and that sort of kicked into high gear this week – stuff like the cutaway to his sisters, and all his moonlit musings over what he’s going to do in the future.  Once he came to terms with his fight with Orga and smiled wistfully the die was probably cast – and all the false “all clear” signals Tekketsu no Orphans was sending out as the battle with Carta’s forces drew to a seeming close were the final nail.

First things first: is this a head-fake, like what happened with Takaki and Ein?  It’s possible, but this one passes the sniff test – I mean, we actually saw what sure seemed like the body, and the theme of the episode itself seems to have been built around Biscuit actually being dead (and a cookie to Sunrise for airing this episode on Biscuit Day).  The next question I’d ask is whether this is the start of a march of tragedy for the rest of the series – is this the kind of story where all the orphans are sacrificed one by one to prove a narrative point, until none remain?  I wouldn’t be shocked to see that fate befall the older boys like Orga, Mika and Akihiro, but I’ll be surprised if the true children like Takaki and Ride aren’t left to pick up the pieces at the end of the journey.

I liked Biscuit more than most of the characters in Iron-Blooded Orphans, and I do think he was quite important – as I said last week, if Orga is the father figure of the Tekkadan than Biscuit is certainly the mother.  But it was probably a good thing for the story’s credibility to have one of the main Tekkadan boys die at this point.  Orga’s skated by on luck and adult help up to now, but the truth is that he’s led a gang of kids into an incredibly dangerous existence.  He was certainly pushed into it by circumstances, but while his instinct for boldness has worked for him so far, it comes with a cost.  This was really the essence of the final argument between he and Biscuit – which makes the circumstances of Biscuit’s death rather ironic.

If there’s a recurring theme to Gundam series (and obviously there are several) it’s the innocent being caught up in the ambitions and prejudices of those in power – these are the true victims of war in the Gundam mythology (and not just there).  The young and innocent fight the battles of the old and corrupt.  I’d rather it not be portrayed as broadly as it often has in Tekketsu no Orphans, with its grotesquerie of villains,  but this series could hardly be more traditional in that sense, and the reality more stark.

Fundamentally I think what Orga is trying to do is a losing battle – in this franchise, I don’t think poor and outcast kids who try and seize control of their lives are often (ever?) successful.  Tekkadan has made a splash, but at every step along the way they’ve been manipulated by somebody, and that’s certainly the case now with McGillis and Makanai pulling the strings.  It’s hard not to see the last four episodes of Orphans as the likely final act of a tragedy, with the Tekkadan being ground in the gears of power the way most like them have been over the decades of Gundam storytelling.  I hope not because that would be pretty fucking depressing, but it’s hard to read much optimism into the tea leaves if you know your history.

 

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February 29, 2016 at 10:18 pm Comments (66)

Hai to Gensou no Grimgar – 08


“In My Memories With You”


「君との思い出に」 (Kimi to no Omoide ni)

The Quietness of Winter:

Sorry for this post being a little later than usual. One of the reasons for that is I feel this episode mainly speaks for itself in what little words it has to say. Like the others before it, this episode is slow and sombre and a good chunk of it is without dialogue; and what dialogue there is feels cautious and careful and doesn’t serve to cover plot points A, B and C, but instead allows us to witness these characters grieve and interact in a way that feel natural to them. It’s funny to think that I considered the characters the weakest part of the show in the first few episodes, because it seems so obvious now that they are more than just walking, talking tropes. Sure, they’re all similar to other characters you’ve likely seen in many other anime before, but very few shows like Grimgar allow the characters to just live like they do here.

I’ll go backwards with my impressions and first discuss the B-part of the episode. I don’t know how much time has passed since these characters woke up in this foreign world, but it seems like several months by this point, perhaps closer to a year. I’ve not paid much attention to the changing seasons – if only because it always seemed like it was spring/summer until now – but now we have the snow falling and everyone wrapped up for winter. If anything, this episode felt like a finale. As the credits were rolling I caught myself thinking: “What if this was just an 8 episode series?”. If that were the case, I think this would be a good place to end – with all the characters visiting Manato’s grave, as Mary has now officially joined the gang and become one of their friends. And yet there’s still four more episodes left to go…

Humans vs Goblins Showdown:

This episode sure had its contrasts. The near silence of the second half only worked so well because of the adrenaline-filled action that preceded it. Damn, it was awesome. The artwork was pretty shoddy once you focus on the screencaps or are left lingering on a shot for too long, but it all worked well when in motion. Like every other important fight before, it felt dangerous, real, and difficult. There were more tactics used here, with characters having to go the extra mile to get their kills. Of course, Mary being shot down was the emotional highlight of the whole sequence, bringing the audience and the rest of the characters back to the exact same thing that happened with Manato. It could have gone horribly wrong, but they pushed through and achieved victory, hopefully putting an end to this goblin killing plot.

Now that they are no longer with us, I want to touch on the goblins one final time (unless they respawn and return next week). This episode more than ever, they felt like actual sentient beings. When Ranta first tried to desperately murder one in the second episode many of us were taken aback by how brutal Grimgar was portraying it; but since then our characters have gotten used to the killings and so have we, the viewers. But seeing the goblins sleeping, enjoying the view of the city, playing chess with each other, and desperately trying to fight for survival… they felt just as human as the humans themselves. In the end, I was rooting for our heroes to land their kills, but Grimgar’s approach to these fights has been refreshing, proving this isn’t an action show like every other out there.

Overview – What’s Next?:

As I said, this feels like the ending of the series. But now I’m wondering what’s to come for the season of March. The preview gives nothing away, mainly showing scenic shots of places we’ve already seen before. I assume this marks the end of the first light novel, so either we’ll be going into more material or will be going anime original. With four episodes left, we’re two-thirds of the way through, and there’s no long-term goal in sight. Though, I suspect that goal may simply be: “Let’s keep living in this strange, foreign world we’ve happened upon.”

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February 29, 2016 at 12:38 pm Comments (63)

Dimension W – 08

「虚無に落ちた島」 (Kyomu ni Ochi ta Shima)
“The Island That Fell into Nothingness”

Flashbacks for everybody this week? After Kyouma got an extensive sequence about his past last episode, it seems like others want in on the, er, fun. Prince Salva-something-or-other (the tall one) gets one and Loser gets one, though I won’t pretend to understand what the latter means right now. It’s exciting, because we we finally get to find out where in Africa these folks actually come from. Turns out, it’s fictional Africa, a country named Isla (confusingly, not an island) that’s rich in plot-tonium. Turns out, the tall prince wasn’t always a douche; apparently he used to be younger and cuter, but then his eyes shrunk and he started taking Machiavelli a bit too close to heart. He does have a point though—the resource curse is a real thing, and perhaps he opposed the inevitable New Tesla takeover of the world. As far as power-hungry autocrats go, I suppose he can be worse; we’ll have to see how his little brother excuse pans out in the future.

There’s another reason to give the taller prince his backstory at this point: it makes him less immediately expendable. After getting nibbled on by a black hole, it seems he’s out of the action for now, but the extra flesh on his characterisation means he’s not about to keel over just yet. If he does, it’ll have to be in a more dramatic fashion. This is in contrast to the gaggle of redshirts that were introduced last episode. Those chumps are definitely expendable, which is probably what prompts them to make extremely genre-unsavvy choices like splitting the party. Their airship is downed in a freak storm, they’re stranded on a deserted island haunted by science zombies, giant warbots, and freaky man-eating phenomena, but hey, don’t like to share. Off they go on their own separate ways to die in painful ways for our amusement. That said, I was not banking on the Russian to be the first one killed, though I suppose in a horror movie the guy with the most gun never actually lasts long. And he may not actually be dead, though there are fates worse than death.

Generally, I’ve been quite satisfied with how this story arc has been progressing. This episode’s been heavier on the action, which gives me less things for me to talk about (and less stupid jokes for me to make, fortunately for you lot), but don’t mistake that with a lessening in interest. In fact, I’d love to see Kyouma and Mira fight together more. I think it’s the closest they’re going to get right now to developing a functional relationship, instead of their current one based on abuse. I think it’s one of the underlying points of this arc, actually; until Miyabi‘s properly laid to rest by Kyouma properly patching up his past, he’s never going shed his current misanthropy. But of course, that’s only one of the angles I want to see more of, starting with the nature of the nothingness. Dimension W, and science fiction in general, has always been good at setting up interesting threads, but it’s a harder task to tie them all up. I hope Dimension W manages. If the rush in some of the earlier episodes was to save time for this arc, then all is forgiven if it pays off.

February 29, 2016 at 10:12 am Comments (27)

Durarara!!x2 Ketsu – 08

「虎は死して皮を残す」 (Dora wa Shishite kawa wo Nokusu)
“A Great Man will be Remembered for His Achievements”

Oh dear, I don’t want to start off the post this way but let’s just get the elephant out of the room first. The first few minutes of this episode were just so hard to look at. When Tom showed up and started eating sushi – it was like there was absolutely no dimension to the scene at all. No shadows, just flat faces and movements with all the jaggity lines. If I thought last week was the lowest in animation budgets, clearly I was wrong. I hope that Durarara!! is saving up every penny for ts finale because these episodes leading up to it have been hard to watch. This isn’t a hit to the story itself, the presentation could’ve been so much better which would make it more engaging to watch.

  • Speaking of Tom and the sushi shop, it’s been a while since we’ve last seen Haruna and Takashi. And they show up with Hiroto?! Where was he again? Oh ya, the last time we saw him, he met with an anonymous stranger who knew the person that hit Kyohei; whom now we know as Takashi himself. My question still remains though, what does Takashi want? Did he order someone in his army to run Kyohei over to get rid of the leader of the Dollars? If that’s his motivation, then my guess is that his goal is to run Ikebukuro with his army altogether. He already has Haruna under his belt and Hiroto (whatever he does…) but will he be able to take down Simon? Don’t underestimate the fact that Airi is also making her way over to Celty’s house and will probably join the fight somehow (given that she’s the Queen and all).
  • Kadota Kyohei (Nakamura Yuichi) is alive and well (this is his first appearance this season)! He reconfirms that he was run over by a Saika army member and that there are hoards of them rampaging the city. I know he’s hoping that Celty will help solve the problem, but Celty is going through her own issues right now that might make it difficult…
  • Just as Kasane predicted, Celty regained her head but at the sacrifice of her memories while she was headless. She doesn’t remember anyone she’s met in Ikebukuro so what does that mean for Shinra? Will Celty eventually remember or will she just leave the city and go back to Europe? I always thought one of the climaxes of Durarara!! was going to be that moment that Celty finds her head. Now that it’s here… I’m not that satisfied with the way it was executed. I am neither excited nor very content with the ending for Celty, given that she’s such a pivotal character. She doesn’t even have much of a personality anymore and for a headless, voiceless character, that’s saying a lot.
  • Shizuo makes his way slowly to confront Izaya but not very easily I might add. Every step Shizuo takes is like a deathtrap waiting to happen. Luckily Shizuo isn’t a typical man and he’s not giving up while Izaya watches from afar. Not much else happened on this front while we wait for that confrontation… it was just fun to see them going at it again but on a much more malicious and serious tone.
  • The last big development this week was Mikado calling Chikage back. Chikage joins the Dollars chatroom and provokes Mikado to give him a call. That chatroom is simply the place to be now if any Dollars members wants to know what’s really going down in Ikebukuro. There aren’t many secrets in the city left after last week’s bomb. It’s going to be a little while longer before we see Masaomi and Mikado confront each other, but what do you expect when Masaomi has an injured leg? It won’t be a brawl… probably more of an angsty conversation.
  • As it is with a lot of Durarara!! episodes, there’s has to be some buildup before the next bomb drops. This episode was full of buildups and reintroduction of characters we haven’t seen in a while. It wasn’t amazing by any means, but that means I have higher expectations for the next month. Especially in the animation department. It could use a lot more work there, but once they nail that down, I’m sure the finale can be epic.

    Bottom Line – @RCCherrie: A lot of returning characters – it was so unexpected! Celty! Kyohei! Haruna! And even Simon! #drrr_anime. Highlight of the week had to be Celty’s return! But the suspense is also building b/w Mikado and Chikage.Ugh, the animation really bothered me this week but I’m just hoping that it’s because they’re saving up for the finale.

     

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    February 28, 2016 at 6:10 pm Comments (15)

    Luck and Logic – 08

    「有罪か 無罪か/」 (uuzai ka muzai ka)
    “Guilt or Innocence”

    The show’s most action-packed episode thus far somehow manages to be its least interesting.

    That may sound like a scathing assessment, but unfortunately, this week’s Luck and Logic fails to deliver on what should’ve been an exciting and emotionally resonant bit of development for our Chief. The episode attempts to invest the viewer in Veronica’s internal struggles—the strain of losing a loved one, the consuming urge for vengeance, the revelation of her mentor’s wrongdoing. However, due to a severe lack of properly cultivated narrative elements, all of these aspects fall absolutely flat.

    An Empty Connection

    First and foremost, the show does a lousy job of fleshing out the relationship between the Chief and Ash Paxton. Throughout the episode, we witness an almost unrecognizable Veronica—consumed in anger and emotion, as she hungers vengeance for Ash’s comatose. She’s a far cry from the cool, calm, and collected Chief we’re used to seeing every week. This extreme change of state is supposed to signify that she cares so much about her mentor that she completely abandons her usual rationale. We’re supposed to empathize with her because she cares so deeply for him.

    Problem is, we just found out about Ash Paxton like, a minute ago. The series makes no effort in establishing their relationship—in at least conveying in previous episodes that Ash Paxton does indeed exist and he does in fact mean a whole lot to Veronica. Instead, we’re introduced to him in one, wordless quick shot at the end of last week’s episode and treated to a hasty and uninformative debriefing on their history together. Instead of being shown what Ash means to the Veronica, we’re merely told it—and roughly so. As a result, we’re unable to engage in the Chief’s anguish, for we have little to no sense of its source. While I should be feeling her pain and sympathizing with it, I’m instead just dully observing. The skirmish all ends up feeling a smidge arbitrary, and terribly explained.

    Contrived Emotional Conflict

    Furthermore, not enough of the lore is explained to convey the weight of Ash Paxton’s past actions. While I’ve previously praised the series for subtle and indirect exposition, the immorality surrounding Ash’s past scientific endeavors requires a robust and explicit explanation in order to clearly illustrate its malfeasance. Instead, very little of the situation is relayed—we weren’t told anything substantial concerning what Ash was trying to accomplish with his research (only very vague ramblings). I’m thus unable to feel horrified and conflicted at the revelation of his work like the Chief was because I have only the slightest idea what that is. I should be right there with her, trying to understand a previously unfathomable immorality from Ash. Instead, I’m still just trying to fill the gaps in my own head.

    The plot also hurt from a lack of knowledge concerning foreigners. Up until now, we’ve had very little reason to believe that these things were anything more than monsters of the week. The only departure from the formula we’ve had was Quetzalcoatl (who by the way, is turning out to be a really enjoyable character), and while that shed some new light on these creatures, it wasn’t nearly enough for the show to demand the level of sympathy it did. When we find out Ash tortured an innocent Belva, we’re supposed to feel conflicted contempt towards a human and an unlikely compassion for the foreigner.

    However, we have little reason to sympathize with the beast because all we’ve seen them do is terrorize our world with ill intentions. Even Quatzelcoatl harbored the same motivations before he changed sides. Maybe if they made Belva an actual character—one with a voice and personality of his own—and not just a stage hazard, this could have been achieved. The most we got was seriously just a visual parallel with King Kong. More should have been done to help us sympathize with the foreigner, whether it be from humanizing him, or explaining in more detail the ethical error of the situation. This makes Veronica’s conflicted emotions feel even more unmerited.

    Concluding Thoughts

    Overall, an incredibly disappointing entry into the series. The Chief’s internal struggles should have made for a powerful episode. However, an abhorrent lack of prior set-up made for an emotionally empty narrative. New information was constantly being thrust upon the viewer, who is expected to just accept the changes and roll with the punches. The series should have spent time establishing some strong, emotional connection between Veronica and Ash. We got a little bit of this near the episode’s end, but it came far too late and in far too empty a way to add anything meaningful. The severe lack of information regarding Ash’s experiment—what he was trying to achieve, why Belva was innocent, what kind of man he was—made for a strikingly vapid plot.

    The episode’s concluding scene ends up feeling incredibly contrived as a result, especially because it relies on a shared relationship with the Chief that we just didn’t see in past weeks (the Chief has honestly been nothing more than a background authority in the show). Mix all this in with a mess of unattractive CG action, and we have one of (of not the) the weakest episode in the series thus far. Hopefully the series will step it up as it (hopefully, finally, maybe?) gets ready for a more ambitious storyline

    February 28, 2016 at 2:09 pm Comments (4)

    Koyomimonogatari – 08

    「こよみマウンテン」 (Koyomi Maunten)
    “Koyomi Mountain”

    Uh oh, the Ougi episode. Despite her seeming affection for Araragi (or, perhaps, especially because of that affection), Ougi’s always been something of an ill, creepily-smiling omen in the Monogatari Series. And so while when characters like Mayoi or even Kaiki show up in Koyomimonogatari it feels like a welcome cameo, I don’t think we can give Ougi the same kind of warm reception. Besides, while Mayoi or Kaiki have been MIA for a while now in our current Owarimonogatari timeline, it hasn’t been as long since we saw Ougi and she’s still hanging around. Like an obsessive stalker. Maybe Kanbaru (and Nadeko, about to go crazy) has competition.

    Appropriately, Koyomimonogatari puts away the fun and games i.e. the ‘mystery’ of the week episodes aside for now for what we could, perhaps, call plot. Yeah, there’s still something that’s nominally mysterious with the moved shrine and all that, but let’s not fool ourselves into thinking that’s the main thrust of the episode. Koyomi Mountain can actually be considered something of character development for Ougi. Specifically, we learn more about her motivation for all the meddling she does. Chronologically, we’re in the middle of Nadeko Medusa right now (with Nadeko slightly pre-apotheosis) and Koyomi Mountain ties into it (unlike some of the previous stand-alone stories) by giving much needed context for why the entire sordid affair even kicked off. Turns out, Ougi’s not in it just for the evulz—not that one necessarily should have assumed that of her in the first place, unless one has a very low opinion of both her character and the writing, but it’s good to have some confirmation all the same.

    To be honest though, what Ougi actually intended to do went over my head a bit. I don’t know if it’s because I haven’t been paying attention, or got tripped on the translation, or if I’m not supposed to get it yet. Maybe all of the above. As far as I can tell right now, Ougi’s sense of ‘balance’ and the proper place for things are rather arbitrary, or at least follows rules that are not immediately apparent to us. I would really like to see Ougi and Oshino meet face to face, and not just to test Ougi’s dubious claims about being his niece. Both of them have a philosophy about balance, but they probably won’t see eye to eye on it, considering Ougi’s disapproval of Oshino’s ‘quick fix’. A conversation between the two would be fascinating. ‘Balance’ is one of those nebulous concepts that gets thrown around far to easily, and it would be nice to see the two hammer things out. You may recall that Anakin Skywalker brought ‘balance to the force’—by killing all the Jedi. In hindsight, that was a really lousy prophecy. Maybe Ougi intended to pull a similar stunt with Nadeko Medusa. Maybe she intends to try again.

    February 28, 2016 at 9:23 am Comments (10)

    Haikyuu!! Second Season – 21


    “The Destroyer”


    「壊し屋」 (Kowashi-ya)

    The Sinister Oikawa and the Powerhouse Mad Dog:

    I don’t want it to seem like I’m repeating myself once again… but this episode was amazing! Constant real-time volleyball action from start to finish, so many characters getting their time to save, spike, receive, or just make one hell of an impression. Where last week’s beginning to this fated rematch focused more on Karasuno’s improvement, this time around it was about the powers of Seijou and how Karasuno can’t quite keep up with them as the second set is coming to a close.

    Oikawa truly is a force to be reckoned with. It may seem most obvious when it’s his turn to serve – he may fail from time to time, but when his head is in the game (and the volleyballs reflected in his eyes) there’s no stopping him. But he’s even more terrifying because of his ability to adapt to all of his players’ needs, giving them the right set-ups for their style, all whilst keeping Karasuno (mainly Hinata, in this episode) fooled. He plays around with expectations and things rarely go against his plan, and whenever he sees the dejected looks of his opponents, he gives those sinister glares that would make him a villain in any other series. But this is Haikyuu!!, and Oikawa balances his intensity with spades off goofiness, which always helps lighten the tone even in these intense matches.

    Mad Dog is the other star player the week after coming late last episode. As it so happens, his insanely powerful spike was an out, which gave Karasuno the first set, but this unmoveable cog only gets easier to work with as time goes on. With each passing point, he gets faster and more terrifying. He scored spike after spike for minutes at a time and you could feel how cautious Karasuno had become of him. Perhaps he’ll overwork himself before too long, but as it stands right now he’s one of the most impressive volleyball players we’ve seen in the series, at least if we’re measuring it by power alone.

    Suga’s Sneaky Tricks:

    Even though Seijou were dominating this time around, Karasuno also had a trick up their sleeve: Suga! Remember him? #2 on his shirt? He’s a 17 year old cursed with grey hair? Doesn’t say much, plays even less? It’s amusing to me that Suga gets so little screentime considering he’s consistently one of the most popular characters of the series (the latest official poll had him in 2nd place to match his shirt), but damn, Furudate is not interested in using him as much as he could/should. When he was first introduced I expected he’d have his own revenge (in a nice way) subplot against Kageyama for “taking” his spot on the team in his final high school year, but instead he’s fine being on the sidelines and only being called to play when things go wrong.

    I wouldn’t say he’s the most impressive player (or character – oops) but I would describe him as tactical. He knows the rules well and always comes on with a plan to help the team when they need it most. Having two setters on the court changes the dynamics and allows for five potential spikers right up at the net when it’s time to score a point, which forces Seijou to get very defensive. You may wonder why they don’t do this more often, but I suspect this year’s team has already been long decided. If any player were to be swapped out for Suga, it would have to be Tsukishima, who has shown his growth this past season and proved as an essential blocker in a team lacking in defence. Suga just doesn’t fit comfortably in the equation, but I’m sure his legion of fans were happy to see him in action, even if it only lasted for five minutes.

    Overview – What’s Next?:

    This Karasuno vs Seijou rematch is a serious contender for the best volleyball match in all of Haikyuu!! So many great things are happening. I’m loving the constant action, the spanner in the works that is Mad Dog, and the use of sneaky tactics by Suga. This feels like a proper intense match where it could go either way, and could last for quite some time if they reach match point and neither feels like budging. As for next week, it looks like Yamaguchi is going to take stage with some newfound confidence. Get hyped!

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    February 28, 2016 at 9:00 am Comments (9)

    Utawarerumono: Itsuwari no Kamen – 21

    「崩御」 (Hougyo)
    “Death of the Emperor”

    Study history. If the emperor had done that, a lot of problems could have been avoided.

    Munechika’s Sacrifice

    What, exactly, was the point of Haku & co scoring any kind of victory last week, when they were going to end up routed this episode due to the emperor’s death? I know real war doesn’t owe anything to narrative, but this isn’t real war, it’s a story. It is narrative! How much more stirring would it have been if Haku & co’s infiltration had tried hard against Kurou, and ultimately failed (though they still knocked out the barrier so they could get out), and when they’re already on their backfoot, they learn of the emperor’s death. Then the desperation would have fed directly into the desperation of this episode, and the tension would have been higher.

    That may seem like a small qualm, since we would have ended up at the same place, but the higher desperation of everything turning against Yamato would have given reason Munechika’s sacrifice (though I don’t think she’s dead), instead of making it seem like something that just had to happen so that we would understand that Shit Is Serious Now, Y’all. And why the hell did her mask work again? Once again, a weird mistake foisted upon Tusukuru in order to make the plot work. That’s an asspull, writers, and you’re being lazy. Stoppit.

    Study History To Avoid Repeating It

    Even if the original quote is often repeated incorrectly, the shortened quote is still valid: Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. A lot of stupid mistakes could have been avoided if the emperor paid a more attention to history, sociology, government, and ethics instead of obsessing over reviving humanity and dismissing the “decoys” as sub-human. When you centralize the majority of the military power in your empire around your generals as opposed to the state itself, you’re just asking for someone to rip the whole thing apart. Tusukuru was doing it militarily, but now someone’s targeting the obvious fissure between Oshutoru (the most loyal general, the people’s champion) and those who are seen as less savory (pretty much everyone else, to one degree or another). And even if that hadn’t happened, they’re liable to carve out a fiefdom for themselves if conquering the whole empire is a no-go—ask Alexander the Great how long his empire lasted after the funeral games (see: civil wars) following his death began.

    Benefit of the Doubt, Lost

    As I sit here now, I can’t say that I enjoyed the episode all that much, but I can’t shake the feeling that, at another time, I would have. And I’m not talking about my mood—if this had come earlier in the series, I might have liked it more. Events are actually moving now, after all, even if they’re not doing so smoothly. And the reason for this has to be trust.

    The Itsuwari no Kamen anime has largely squandered the benefit of the doubt. That doesn’t mean it’s bad, nor anywhere near the worst I’ve blogged—it’s nowhere near Comet Lucifer—but enough balls have been dropped that, when something new is introduced, I’ve begun to approach it with cynicism instead of optimism. Which, to me, is the death of good storytelling, because once you no longer have the audience’s trust, you’re going to have to work twice as hard to make anything work. So we have this whodunit of “Who poisoned the princess/framed Oshutoru,” and I initially didn’t even try to figure it out, because my underlying assumption is that the reveal won’t be that good. That means I wasn’t expend any effort, didn’t get engaged, and so the twists did nothing for me. It’s a defense mechanism against mediocre storytelling, and when you’ve taught your audience to throw up those walls, they’re not going to be open to good storytelling either.

    Looking Ahead – Oshutoru’s Execution

    All of that is to say, I don’t know what I think of Oshutoru’s impending execution. It feels like there should have been more of a tussle among the generals; I can’t imagine Mikazuchi voting for Oshutoru’s death, even though the herald said the decision was unanimous. It just suddenly happened, and enough fumbles have been made that I’ve been rendered a passive viewer instead of an active, interested participant in the story. So, er, that happened. I guess we’ll see how it goes.

    tl;dr: @StiltsOutLoud – Yamato is routed, the princess is dying, Oshutoru is framed (probably), & everything’s broken. Way to break it, emperor #utaware s2e21

    Random thoughts:

    • The princess is sure that her mother was a person like Honoka. Well, in a manner of speaking…
    • Dekoponpo is such a tiresome character. I feel like this series would be noticeably improved if he had gotten stabbed partway through the first cour.
    • Another thing the emperor would have known if he had studied a little more pre-disaster human history: torture doesn’t work. It tends to harden the individual’s resolve instead of breaking it. I can let that bit of stupidity slide, though, since precious few people today understand how ineffective torture is.

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    Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu – 08


    「#8」


    Yakumo and His One True Love:

    Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu is exquisite on so many levels that I often think it must be a dream – or perhaps a nightmare? I had a feeling this episode was going to be dramatic, and it was. But not the usual drama we see in anime where characters scream at each other in fits of fury (which I personally am a fan of, for the record). Here, we see the positives and negatives to every important character and are able to love or hate, root for or be annoyed by, all of them. It’s no surprise to say that Rakugo Shinjuu treats its characters less like tropes and more like complicated morally-grey people who can make shitty choices from time to time, and this episode made that as clear as day.

    I think each character’s arc/decisions are worth diving into, so I’ll first start with Yakumo, and by extension, his current master, Yuurakutei. These past few weeks have seen Yakumo (still named Kiku but I’m sticking with Yakumo for consistency sake) getting better at rakugo and finally being recognised for his particular talents. We catch the tail end of their tour as Yakumo has all the men in the room blushing by his womanly charms, before apologising to his master for messing up her performance at one part, even though Yuurakutei didn’t even notice. Having them together like this is rewarding to see, knowing that Yakumo would eventually take on his role. And by the looks of it, Yuurakutei would choose him over Sukeroku any day. He’s got his own dilemmas to consider, like whether he can convince the higher-ups to give Sukeroku that promotion, or whether he’s lived up to the name he inherited from his father. It just goes to show that even the masters of the craft feel they haven’t done enough with their talent and still feel inadequate from time to time. But for as sympathetic he is in the final moments of the episode, there’s still parts to his decision-making that make him rather unlikeable (in my eyes).

    Back to Yakumo, he’s pretty much the Asshole of the Week. While I’m loving his character arc and can’t wait to see the rest of his journey, some of his choices are deliberately cruel, especially when it comes to Miyo. As it turns out, he never even told Miyo that he was leaving to tour the country, which had me agape thinking how awful that is. But his reason is that he wants to sever his ties with Miyokichi, and the only way to do that is by pushing her away, making her want nothing to do with him. He thinks the worse he treats her, the more likely she’ll run off to someone else; but as we saw in their reunion, she still loves him and will do anything to be with him. He claims he loves her back, but I’m not so sure. They live in tricky times where someone like Miyo perhaps isn’t worth risking your career over, but clearly Yakumo loves rakugo and Sukeroku more than he does his actual lover.

    Miyokishi and the Lies of Men:

    Now onto Miyokichi. Oh, poor Miyokichi. Who would have thought she would be the blameless one of the bunch? I said that every character had the chance to be both likeable and hateable, but in truth Miyo seems like the victim in all this mess. Her current situation is pretty pathetic, and she’s perfectly aware of that. She admits she isn’t a big fan of rakugo, but goes to watch the performances incase her Kiku walks on stage – she just wants to listen to him speak, because she loves him so much. This is made even more painful once we learn about her past. It turns out Miyo’s experience with men has always been awful, filled with lies and deceit, as she was tricked into going to the foreign state of Manchuria in the 30s before losing her family in the war and had nowhere to return to, so had to resort to selling her body to make a living. Eventually she met Yuurakutei who brought her back to Japan and got her life back on track, which leads up to her returning to the present story as his personal mistress, where she met the love of her life.

    I’m glad we got an explanation of why Miyo wants to love a man so desperately and doesn’t want to be alone. Living the life she had to suffer through couldn’t have been easy; she just wants to live easy by the side of a man. That may not be the most empowering story of the century, but that doesn’t disqualify her from being a fascinating character. If anything, I’d say after this episode she’s probably the most likeable of the cast. Clearly she’s going to be Konatsu’s mother, and this episode finally showed her interacting with Sukeroku in a way that hints to their eventual partnership. They were both left behind while Yakumo went on his trip, and Sukeroku always seemed to have feelings for her – feelings that he couldn’t hide this time around. But even though Miyo knows she’s soon to be dumped, she makes one final desperate plea to be with the man she truly desires, who brushes her off like she’s nothing but dirt.

    Sukeroku and Adapting to Change:

    And then there’s Sukeroku. Like Miyo, he’s falling behind in Yakumo’s newfound success, sticking to the rakugo that he knows how to do, remaining the same smelly, carefree sort who lives to entertain the people. His conversation with Yakumo in the Tennessee bar (which gave us some amazing music in the background) felt like an important moment in their relationship. There was tension in their words, disagreement in the methods that each other is taking. This was inevitable, and has very little to do with Miyokichi – although the same master who found her is now preventing her from being with the man she loves, adding him to the ‘occasionally unlikeable’ pile.

    But Yakumo and Sukeroku are fundamentally different people, and with things getting serious they’ve decided to take different approaches to their rakugo. Yakumo is sticking with the conservative approach – embracing the tradition of rakugo and the times it comes from. Sukeroku, on the other hand, is willing to adapt his performing with the moving times, given they are talking in an American-style Jazz bar/restaurant in the middle of Japan. Times have changed since the war, and Sukeroku believes for rakugo to survive as a form of entertainment that’s not just for old people, it has to evolve. This is a fascinating question because it’s one that I imagine many rakugo performers had to consider back then, and to this day, as it’s not near as popular as it used to be. It’s considered a dying art form, with TV, films, radio, and pretty much anything else getting the attention. It’s not hard to see why in the ever evolving world we live in, but Rakugo Shinjuu puts a magnifying glass on the issue, perhaps in hopes that there could be a modern resurgence and appreciation for it.

    Finally, we learn about Sukeroku’s past and how he inherited that name. We knew his former master died not long before he was introduced in the second episode, but now we see what sort of life he lived back then. Compared to Yakumo’s sophisticated and feminine upbringing among geisha-in-training, Sukeroku lived dirt poor with a man who never found the fame he deserved. What is fascinating is the change in his voice and expression when he thinks back to that injustice, considering the hilarity of someone named Sukeroku attaining the role of Yakumo. Of course, we know that will never come to be, and with that, he bids farewell to his lucky fan and agrees to part ways with Yakumo as they both strive for the same goal through different means.

    Overview – What’s Next?:

    The main theme of this episode was definitely ‘saying goodbye’. Whether to your own name, your lover, your friends, your rival – everyone had to give up something this week and it was both painful and exquisite to watch. As I said at the beginning: Is this a dream or a nightmare? I’d go with the latter, given this is essentially a tragedy in the making. We knows the final result but not the details that get us there. However, it does seem like Yuurakutei will get aggressive with Sukeroku, while Miyokichi perhaps embraces his love after being turned down and treated like dirt because of the horrible past she’s had to suffer and how that will forever tarnish her name.

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    February 27, 2016 at 8:16 am Comments (11)

    Heavy Object – 20

    「名誉に値段はつけられない, ビクトリア島緊急追撃戦 I」 (Meiyo ni Nedan wa Tsukerarenai, Bikutoriatou Kinkyuu Tsuigekisen I)
    “You Can’t Put a Price on Honor, The Critical Running Battle on Victoria Island I”

    After last week’s episode and how much it drained from me, I wasn’t sure what to expect this week. Amazingly, it looks like the story is still pushing forward with just a few stumbles getting in its way.

    A Civil War

    Man, who would have ever thought we’d see the Legitimate Kingdom fighting with each other? Seriously though, some crazy things went on this week. Starting with the big reveal at the end since that’s freshest in my memory, I’m not sure how I feel about this huge army of Objects suddenly appearing from the depths of the ocean. Besides the obvious problems with the physics around moving multiple ton objects that silently, there’s absolutely no way something this big could have been kept secret from people like Frolaytia! I mean, there are limits to how much bureaucracy can hide!

    Some Thoughts About the Episode

    So, for the most part, this episode felt like a huge setup for whatever the story has in store for us in the coming weeks. And that means, that in terms of substance, not much really happened! Like, we had some fanservice from our beloved Princess Melinda and the always merciful Frolaytia, but everything else felt very unsubstantial. I guess it was somewhat cool to see the enemy use some different tactics compared to what we’ve seen, but if Qwenthur can figure out your plan before you’ve done it, you have to step your game up!

    I guess what I’m trying to get at, is that so far this arc isn’t really doing it for me. However, it wasn’t all that bad because..

    Looking Ahead

    Luckily, after getting through the post and thinking about things, not everything was all that bad. With a majority of the setup out of the way, next week’s episode should hopefully be full of action and amazing Qwenthur moments that makes Heavy Object worth watching. If not, I hope we at least get to see some more Frolaytia since her absence has been noted (I’ve given up on seeing the princess for more than a few moments outside Baby Magnum)!

    Catch you guys next week!

     

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    Dagashi Kashi – 07

    「夏祭りとほたると…/夏祭りとサヤと…」 (Natsu Matsuri to Hotaru to… / Natsu Matsuri to Saya to…)
    “Summer Festivals and Hotaru and… / Summer Festivals and Saya and…”

    Hotaru finally wins a game and Tou-kun discovers a talent, but Saya—and through her, us—is still the winner of the day.

    Shipping You-chan x Tamai-chan Furiously!

    Not every character needs to be with someone. It’s clear that, because Coconutsu exists, You-san was married (or at least involved) with a lady at some point, but he doesn’t need a woman now. Being a single father is fine, especially since he seems to be such a good (albeit goofy) one. With that said, I’m shipping You-san x Tamai-chan furiously! Their fighting, making up, and then going out for drinks together shows such a comfortable relationship. Even if it’s not romantic, damn if it isn’t fuwa-fuwa.

    Hotaru Finally Wins a Game

    The funny thing is that, no matter how amusing Hotaru is, she’s not what I’m looking forward to each episode. She has always seemed to have to least depth of the main characters; with Hotaru, the crazy you see is what you get. So why is it that her not having ever been to a festival before, but having practiced katanuki to mastery, so intrigued me? I couldn’t decide if it hinted at her being neglected or spoiled, and that mystery provides a touch of depth to the otherwise what-you-see-is-what-you-get Hotaru. Plus, it was nice to see her actually win a game. She probably should have challenged Coconutsu to a katanuki duel. Next time.

    Tou-kun’s Surprising Star

    By the same token, there was a pleasant hint of depth in Tou-kun this week. Not in his katanuki failure; that was the obvious joke, and while it was funny, it was still obvious. It was when he offered to help You-san with the monja stand, because he wanted to give back. Not that it surprised me he would do something like that; in fact, once it was just him and You-san, I wouldn’t expect anything less. I just didn’t expect him to be left behind with You-san. It was a nice note.

    Also, him being a monja master is just fun. No real reason behind it, it’s just fun. I like seeing people enjoying their work.

    It’s Still All About That Saya

    But the star of the episode was still Saya, and by extension, Coconutsu. True, Coconutsu still blushed over Hotaru earlier, but when he does it with Saya, there’s less of a physical appearance/lust vibe to it, and more friendship, personality, and love (whether romantic or not quite, there’s definitely love there). And You-san reading the atmosphere and helping his son (and Saya) out by letting Coconutsu go … good guy papa is good! *thumbs up*

    I cheered when Coconutsu finally complimented Saya on her outfit; after she brought up his outfit, I was holding my breath until he finally did it. I loved it when they laughed together. I squeed when Saya was doing the same. And when she remembered the past, and Coconutsu proved that he hasn’t changed … it’s almost like anemoia, the nostalgia for a time you’ve never known. Only here it’s the nostalgia for a character’s experiences we never knew took place until just now, and it still feels warm and fluffy.

    Waifu her. Waifu her right now, Coconutsu! Or at least date her. I shudder to think that this series might expire without any serious advancement on the Coconutsu x Saya front, even though I assume that’ll be the case. Come ooooon. DO IT, COCONUTSU! Saya best girl.

    tl;dr: @StiltsOutLoud – Hotaru finally wins a game, Tou-kun is a monja master, but Saya still steals the show #dagashikashi 07

    Random thoughts:

    • Americans created cotton candy machines and candy apples. Often this is said more as a joke than anything serious, but I think it can rightly be said this time: America, fuck yeah! *shovels cotton candy into his face*

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    February 26, 2016 at 11:27 pm Comments (29)

    Boku Dake ga Inai Machi – 08

    「螺旋」 (Rasen)
    “Spiral”

    Family is a common theme in Boku Dake ga Inai Machi that was very unexpected when I first started this series. The idea of appreciating the family that you have or leaving a terrible family behind is so prominent that it actually brings tears to my eyes. From the second episode, you already see that family bond between Satoru and his mother, Sachiko which really makes you appreciate your own mother a little more. My family has always had its rough patches and especially with my mom, we’re both stubborn and don’t see eye-to-eye. Plus we don’t live together which makes me feel worse when I do see her and we argue. Sometimes when we do fight, I feel an overwhelming amount of guilt and remorse when I imagine that this could be the last thing that we talk about. You never want your last words to a loved one to be tainted so I can see where Satoru is coming from; but to a larger degree because he’s actually living with this time lapse over and over again, not knowing what’s going to happen. I hope that if Satoru manages to save his mother this time, he takes full advantage of the extra time that he has with her. Sachiko loves her son, but more so, she trusts his judgment and his decisions (as an 11-year-old!) and I think that says a lot about her character. She’s a pretty good mom to know what’s going on with his life even though he doesn’t say anything to her out loud. She’s also been doing it all on her own and I have huge respects for single parents that are able to raise a child up so well by themselves.

    On the other hand, Kayo grew up in a horrible family environment – I wouldn’t even call it a ”family” at all. Her mother clearly doesn’t care about her and literally hasn’t notified anyone about her MISSING child for days! What is this? At first I thought, maybe Kayo’s mother has issues. Maybe she drinks a lot or has schizophrenia or MPD… but now I just can’t think of any more excuses for her behavior. She is simply a terrible mother – and human being for that matter. She still wants to save face, but she’s not helping anyone (especially herself) by avoiding the issue. Obviously the first step is to even admit that you have problems, but I don’t think Kayo’s mother will be admitting anything soon. She needs to be caught red-handed and that’s hard to do when Kayo is “kidnapped” and Child Services can’t really prove anything (other than Kayo isn’t at home). I wish they could do more to try and help Kayo but it’s hard when you have no child or parent to confirm anything.

    The moment of the year so far has to be this episode… when Kayo looks at the breakfast which Sachiko prepared for her and bursts into tears. It makes me want to cry with her. Kayo is coming from a family that never behaved like a family and she’s welcomed into this home which treats her better than ever. That alone is enough to make me feel for Kayo. From the looks of it, Kayo’s mother never did anything for Kayo other than keep her alive. A few yen for breakfast? Eating alone in the park? It makes me want to pick Kayo up and adopt her as my own. How can any mother who gave birth to a child even think about abandoning her and not doing her due diligence as a parent? The tears from Kayo are those of a child that feels neglected and lonely and she realizes it now. Being with a proper family like Sachiko and Satoru has opened Kayo’s eyes to what she deserves. And that’s a better life with an actual family. I seriously hope that she gets it; whether it’s with Satoru or not, she deserves better.

    Now that I’ve made my rant about what a terrible person Kayo’s mother is and how I’m incredibly passionate yet upset at the situation, let’s look at the rest of the episode. I don’t think it’s hard to guess who the murderer is at this point. All the signs point to one individual (whom we’ve already met) but it’s not even about the identity of the murderer anymore, it’s about how to prevent him from killing again. What’s more important to me is, what’s his motivation? Why does he do this and what does he get out of it? He’s a smart individual and he’s not mentally insane, so I think the killer is doing it because he’d be considered a “psychopath” by definition. He does everything for a reason and with careful consideration; even to the point of framing others for his crimes to cover his own tail. The interesting piece is how Satoru is going to stop him and change the course of his future. Will that mean exposing who the murderer is? Or will saving Kayo and Aya be enough? Interestingly enough, it looks like the killer has moved from Kayo to Aya very quickly just with the disappearance of Kayo. I think that means Satoru will still ultimately fail if the other victims are still being targeted (we’re talking about a serial killer afterall). His best bet would be to catch whoever is going after these children, but we’re now getting into uncharted territory which makes it harder to predict the murderer’s actions when Satoru doesn’t know what will happen. His biggest advantage so far has been his knowledge of the future from hindsight. Now that he doesn’t have that, he’ll have to rely more on his own wits and abilities to be keep one step ahead of the killer.

    Bottom Line – @RCCherrie: It’s not about who the murderer is, but how Satoru is going to save Kayo. It’s getting super so nerve-racking! =X That final scene with Kayo made my heartache. I love the family theme in this series; so unexpected #僕街 #BokuMachi

    February 26, 2016 at 8:10 pm Comments (48)

    Ansatsu Kyoushitsu 2nd Season – 08

    「死神の時間 後編」 (Shinigami no Jikan Kouhen)
    “Shinigami Time Sequel”

    I think this may have been the best episode yet. Actually, I’m just going to say that this was the best episode ever.

    Karasuma-sensei

    I’ve always wondered just how much power and skill Karasuma-sensei was hiding under that fitted suit of his. Seeing how he was tasked with taking out the biggest threat the earth has ever seen, I guess it’d make sense to assume he’d have the chops to handle most precarious situations. That said, facing the self proclaimed “number one assassin” probably wasn’t on that list. Luckily, Karasuma-sensei came online in the most epic way possible. Leaving me dumbstruck with just how intense he became, every moment after he took off his suit jacket was pure bliss. As for the cherry on top, it was so satisfying watching him land the best falcon punch right on The Shinigami’s disfigured face. Man, I can still feel the shivers running down my back!

    So after an amazing performance, who would have thought he’d be so smooth when it came to patching things up with Irina? From the beautiful rose to some well spoken words, it makes you wonder just how many ladies would be chasing after him if he wasn’t such a stickler for his work!

    Bitch-sensei

    While Karasuma-sensei stole the show for me, it was nice to see Irina snap back to reality after a nice jolt from some falling rubble. Using the puzzle analogy to describe what she lacks, it’s good to see
    she’s grown as a person and probably has a few less pieces missing. Which is a great thing since it feels like there’s going to be people even more troublesome than the Shinigami coming soon and it’ll take everything Irina has to stay on top of it.

    Looking Ahead

    With each passing episode, I can’t help but feel that things are slowly getting darker. While it may just be the themes that each mini-arc plays with, there’s no denying that the end of the world is growing closer with each passing episode. And as that deadline draws closer, who know’s what’ll happen when the people in power start fearing for their existence? Amazingly, it looks like we know what might be coming in the form of this “Last Assassin” operation. A name so vague that it could literally mean anything!

    In any case, I’ll catch you guys next week. See ya!

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    Bleach 664 – Crimson Princess


    A bloody battle awaits us.

    Some People Just Want to Watch the World Burn:

    Well, this chapter is bound to get a lot of buzz. But I’m going to get the negative out-of-the-way first. While Askin rambling about the strengths of his new ability could be seen as in-character for him, it’s yet another time where Kubo has relied on forced exposition from the mouth of the villain. His ability may be overpowered and ridiculous, but I could have done without a convoluted explanation for how his amazing counter counters Yoruichi’s amazing counter to his original abilities. It all feels a bit excessive, but thankfully that only lasted for a few pages before we got to the good stuff.

    My favourite part of the dialogue shared between Askin and Urahara would be Askin revealing his true motive for joining Juha. He’s always seemed the most lackadaisical quincy – often drinking his cafe latte or enjoying his picnic whilst watching over his fellow sternritters fighting – and so it makes sense that he’s not part of Juha’s gang because of loyalty or infatuation, but because he’s curious to witness the world that Juha wants to rule over. His way of thinking is that if all three realms are ruined, then what will come after will be the most interesting result.

    I especially liked when he presented the option to Urahara, who has always been the shady type that some suspect hints to his villainous. His words were rather surprising, because he brought it back to Mayuri and explained what it means to be a true scientist. The way he put it, he claimed Mayuri would be more inclined to the idea (which is amusing because Askin encountered Mayuri when he first arrived in the war). But as Urahara then points out, Mayuri wouldn’t be one to follow an ideal like that. He would instead want to create it himself. That doesn’t make Urahara any less suspicious as he usually is, but it’s good to see him namedrop Mayuri and speak of him in such a positive regard. I’m sure Mayuri would (not) be thrilled.


    Curiosity rather than loyalty.

    Urahara’s Bankai!:

    Ok, now to the real goods. URAHARA’S BANKAI! Like with Shunsui, this is a moment many Bleach fans have been highly anticipating. However, I’d say Urahara is more popular and his final released has been more hyped. Ever since he claimed it was terrible for training purposes, we guessed there was something dangerous that wouldn’t work well unless he truly intended to kill whoever he was fighting. With that being said, it’s interesting that Urahara went straight into bankai rather than rely on his many tricks he has up his sleeve (unless this counts as one of those tricks).

    Whether he never used it against Aizen because Kubo didn’t want to show it the readers or because it wouldn’t have been as useful remains to be seen, but I’m excited for whatever happens next. The actual design is pretty awesome; I expected it would be a princess, given the name, but didn’t think it would be the same size as Mayuri’s Konjiki Ashisogi Jizo. The legs look spread apart, so there’s a chance she will have multiple legs, or maybe she’s it’s just like that because of her bowing. Or maybe she has the body of a caterpillar?


    Inquisition of the Crimson Princess.

    Overview – What’s Next?:

    So… Urahara went bankai! Unless people bring up Askin’s over explanation, I’m confident that is all people will be talking about. And I don’t blame them. This has been a moment many have been waiting for. I’m sure plenty of people will try to decipher the possible clues of the release form, but I’ll leave that to them. All I know is the next week’s wait is going to be a painful one.

    February 25, 2016 at 12:50 pm Comments (21)

    Musaigen no Phantom World – 08

    「猿温泉を突破せよ!」 (Saru Onsen o Toppa Seyo! )
    “Break Through the Monkey Hot Spring!”

    The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of blacks seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The arts have long cast their rods into those unfathomable waters to bait the fish of inspiration, not knowing that what they reeled in was not the touch of a benign muse, but the feverish grip of madness. For by their greed for crude entertainment have they set free a doom that before now we have been blessedly shielded from catching a fleeting glimpse even in our most deranged nightmares. In my research I have collected a trail of scattered clues and the testament of witnesses now confined to asylum that when summated point to an incomprehensible darkness that sets upon man.

    My journey started when I a met wild-eyed Oriental who, as desperate as a drowning man for air, sold me an old text for a mere tuppence. It was the ancient Nekonomicon, bound in pure black and disturbingly warm to the touch, and my wiser half was loathe to even open it. Alas, my curiosity took the better of me. I could only decipher some scraps of its writings, for the horrors of its revelations proved too much for my mind and I turned my eyes away. With only that, there was one word that stood out clearly to me from all the pages of that tome: anime. At the time I knew not that name save for the primal fear it stirred in the cold of my spine. Now I know far too much, and can only take pen to warn those who will come after. Even now my hand wavers, for the very thought of my ordeal freezes the marrow in my bones, but while I still hold to my last shreds of sanity I must write, so that no other shall follow to where I have been.

    To learn more of this anime I knew that I must track down a sample, and for this I assembled a team for an expedition into the unknown. They were all men good and true, accomplished scholars and renowned adventurers, and in our hubris we thought ourselves prepared for whatever was to come. We would challenge the eighth episode of Musaigen no Phantom World and win for ourselves international acclaim and enough material for a quick blog post. What fools we proved to be, for we lost three men immediately from the outset. The episode began with a lecture on hot springs, and at first we were confused, mistaking it for a tourism commercial and not knowing the episode had actually started. And then those in our number started to fall asleep, one by one in sudden fits. Three we could not rouse; the lull of boredom had taken them into its pacifying embrace, and from there none return. They proved to be the lucky few, for the rest of us determined to struggle on. What we saw shall haunt me in waking dreams. Be they visions of prophecy or delirium, I do not know, but we spied upon what must have been some manner of secret cult, men and women misshapen in both mind and body performing bizarre rituals that seemed witless perversions of our own culture. They prostrated themselves before a great beast, and we concluded that it must have been their object of worship. For the cultists were each masters of blasphemous magicke, and if they but banded together the beast could have been easily defeated. Instead, they approached it few at a time to display their lavish obeisance, and even offered up their womenfolk as sacrifice, valuing them as no more than objects. In time the purpose of their barbaric rites became clear. Their apparent leader, who had refrained from showing his own powers for reasons we could not discern, transmogrified into a hideous creature, twisted and bizarre beyond the words of mortal tongues to describe, and was dragged away to some nameless place for some nameless purpose to the chorus of damned screams. At that point my mind buckled, I fell into unconsciousness, and remembered no more.

    When I awoke I learnt that of my expedition only I had survived. Others may have returned, but only in body and not in mind. My poor colleagues could only foam and gibber in their beds, unable to tell me of the final horror from which I was solely spared. Their nurses tell me that on occasion they could make out from them some disjointed and senseless words—’What’, ‘Why’, ‘Stupid stupid stupid’, ‘Yog-Shothoth’—and none but I, who bore the secrets that I had held to my breast until today, could guess at their terrible meaning.

    It is clear to me now that the dark rite of anime had but one purpose. It is preparing us. Its toll on the mind is so great that all those who witness it will wish for the sweet liberation of madness instead. Rather to gaze upon the dread creatures from beyond time and space, to lose one’s wits and bowels to the dark outside the dark, than to confront the numbing puerility of anime. And so when the old gods awaken once again, they shall find humanity not unwilling subjects, but grateful servants.

    I can hear the call already.

    Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!

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